Flatonic 

A level of comfort in a relationship in which the parties no longer feel the need to hide farts from one another.

After two months of dating, Mike and Teri's relationship has become flatonic; he no longer bothers to move from the couch when passing gas and she no longer runs to the bathroom -- out of embarrassment -- to flatulate.

Flatonic by AuburnBoy July 11, 2019

flavonics 

the language used by rap artist Flavor Flav, in which one states something with several exclamation points at the end, giggles, snorts, and then looks seriously at whomever they are talking to. Commonly used flavamisms include "yeeeeaaaah boi!," "dramatical," and "hypmotize."

Flavor Flav's Flavonics: Daaaamn, shortee was really dramatical. I mean, she tried to hypmotize me! Yeeeeeeeaaah boi! It's like dat.

flavonics by NikkiRoo December 9, 2008

Flatonia Closet Trap 

This starts with 2 males enjoying a meal of Tex Mex food, after which both will have to take a massive shit. Both males disrobe, move into a dark closet, spread ass cheeks, and clamp anuses together. Then it's simply a battle over who can push their feces into the other's colon. If you win, you have successfully escaped the Flatonia closet trap, and therefore have proven NOT to be gay. Congratulations on your total heterosexuality!

I’m starting to think Justin Bieber is actually gay. Kutcher says the Biebs got dumped in during the Flatonia Closet Trap on Wednesday morning.

Flatonia Closet Trap by Doodoo Butter September 18, 2019

Flutonica  

The flute/harmonica thing that those goat guys play.

That goat bastard played the shit out of that Flutonica .

Flutonica by Lance Stongo February 5, 2008