This starts with 2 males enjoying a meal of Tex Mex food, after which both will have to take a massive shit. Both males disrobe, move into a dark closet, spread ass cheeks, and clamp anuses together. Then it's simply a battle over who can push their feces into the other's colon. If you win, you have successfully escaped the Flatonia closet trap, and therefore have proven NOT to be gay. Congratulations on your total heterosexuality!
I’m starting to think Justin Bieber is actually gay. Kutcher says the Biebs got dumped in during the Flatonia Closet Trap on Wednesday morning.
by Doodoo Butter September 18, 2019