According to Bill Cosby, or his celebrity jeopardy counter part Frazzle Snazzle is the square root of Firsnazzle Difornazzle. If you're everask to bet on this, you should wager: Bleeble Blabble
An elite sexual experience between two beautiful people, requiring an immediate cigarette. Typical symptoms include: pelvic and/or full body tremors, dizziness, dry mouth, and a general state of euphoric confusion. In rare cases, individual is temporarily mentally and physically paralyzed, resulting in sentence formation deformities. Symptoms usually subside within 20-30 mins, at which time, round two of the wondrous frazzle fuck may commence if both women are awake and not passed out from a euphoric over dose.
"Oh shit, just got frazzle fucked."
"I keep an ashtray and water bottle on my night stand in case I get frazzle fucked.
A lion/peacock/fish whose power over all is spitting out drinks at his/her competitors. A flazzlezorp can only live in the dishwasher (or the washing machine, but only on the first Tuesday of every month). Weaknesses include straws, towels, and heating lamps. Most commonly found in Finland or your dvd of Working Girl.
Oh my lord, Betsy, look at that giant flazzlezorp coming right at us!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!