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An idiot being complimented on his flaws and accepting it with gracious ignorance
Kyle believed he was a king but Kevin was a flawty punk
flawty by LB78 March 4, 2022
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Flatty Patty 

A flat or small foul shaped Gluteus, or ass.
Eww look at that flatty patty!!!
To be absolutely fucked up from alcohol and/or drugs
I can't wait to get pure flanty
Flanty by OriginalGoujon March 27, 2017

3 meter flatty 

3 meter flatty: a flathead that is 3 meters in length
fuck did you see the size of willem powerfishes 3 meter flatty it was a propper dog of a cunt.
3 meter flatty by get the dogs August 25, 2019

flattykawa 

a volleyball player shaped like a door
flattykawa: iwa~chan
flattykawa by ashwoo October 11, 2020
Ghetto word for a 40 ounce bottle of beer. Ex. Haffenreffer, Sterling or Colt .45. Easy to get busted up on 3 fawtys.
"Nigger done slashed me with a busted fawty." "Tyrone gone and drank a bunch o' fawtys, then busted up his bitch." "She gonna look a whole lot better when I pop dees fawtys in my belly." "Poppa done bashed up Mama afta he shot 5 fawtys." "Quit axin me how many fawtys I drank."
Fawty by Johnny Rotten Pants March 7, 2009
A artist that sexualizes flags
Flawsy sexualizes flags
Flawsy by Thatchilldude May 23, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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