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flatulingus
flatulingus by wuwu October 6, 2006
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flatulist
One who is an expert at the art of farting and has devoted much of his/hers life to the study and practice of flatulence - These masters of their art are not to be taken lightly and should never be made an enemy of
Dude#1: (on a stretcher on the way to an ambulance) OMG!!! The enamel is burned off of my teeth from the putrid mind numbing stench that came out of that guys ass and I am blind in one eye now! WHAT THE HELL DID HE EAT???? … Dude#2: You were lucky, that was only an infinitesimally small one, He is the Grand Master, the one known as “The Flatulist”! – We are lucky to be alive – He is Flatulist Emeritus at the University of Southwest Ranch Methane Recovery and Underwear Recycling– he is the master of all things that are pew! … We have much to learn from him...
flatulist by The Flatulist July 4, 2005
Flatuluminescence
Flatuluminescence by Flufnstuf13 July 10, 2012
Flatulize
Last night, while we were in bed, my husband proceeded to pull the covers over my head and flatulize me.
I totally walked by Jim's cube and flatulized him without his knowledge.
My girlfriend was sitting on the couch reading a book. I simply walked over and flatulized her.
I totally walked by Jim's cube and flatulized him without his knowledge.
My girlfriend was sitting on the couch reading a book. I simply walked over and flatulized her.
Flatulize by Dervish88888888 August 28, 2013
flatudump
flatudump by Andrew Day June 20, 2008
Flatulips
Flatulips by flatulipsmyguy June 17, 2018
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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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