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Dude hide the shit here comes a flatfoot
Flatfoot by Landamo February 15, 2004

fleetfoot 

Person 1: wow that's a cool dog!
Person 2: yah! definitely a fleetfoot
fleetfoot by Maasassin December 19, 2016
When you spread your buttcheeks apart to produce a silent fart.
I had a flaptoot in public, luckily it didnt smell
Flaptoot by Stepunanisauce November 14, 2018

flatfoot 5ifty 6ix

this totally kick ass band which every one needs to see
flatfoot 5ifty 6ix is kicking major ass
flatfoot 5ifty 6ix by mimi March 20, 2004
1: A foot that is flat because the foot arch collapsed. Usually, it is very uncomfortable and makes it hard to walk or remain on your feet for long periods of time.
2: A slanguish word for a law enforcement or government official; It is referring to the fact that usually they wear dress shoes, which don't really have any texture on the bottom, hence the name. The term was used by Crackle in the Carmen Sandiego 2019 Netflix series.
Aaron: Why is Joe having such a hard time walking?
Sarah: He has flatfoot, which makes it painful for him to walk. He is supposed to be calling the doctor on Monday to see what they can do about it.
Flatfoot by Vanguard 1998 July 17, 2022
A very dimwitted or ignorant person. Refers to flat toothed herbivores found in nature; animals that are low on the food chain. Usually used as an insult.
"He's such a flatooth, I really pity him."
flatooth by Scott McCaffree April 6, 2008