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Dude hide the shit here comes a flatfoot
Flatfoot by Landamo February 15, 2004

fleetfoot 

Person 1: wow that's a cool dog!
Person 2: yah! definitely a fleetfoot
fleetfoot by Maasassin December 19, 2016
When you spread your buttcheeks apart to produce a silent fart.
I had a flaptoot in public, luckily it didnt smell
Flaptoot by Stepunanisauce November 14, 2018

flatfoot 5ifty 6ix

this totally kick ass band which every one needs to see
flatfoot 5ifty 6ix is kicking major ass
flatfoot 5ifty 6ix by mimi March 20, 2004
1: A foot that is flat because the foot arch collapsed. Usually, it is very uncomfortable and makes it hard to walk or remain on your feet for long periods of time.
2: A slanguish word for a law enforcement or government official; It is referring to the fact that usually they wear dress shoes, which don't really have any texture on the bottom, hence the name. The term was used by Crackle in the Carmen Sandiego 2019 Netflix series.
Aaron: Why is Joe having such a hard time walking?
Sarah: He has flatfoot, which makes it painful for him to walk. He is supposed to be calling the doctor on Monday to see what they can do about it.
Flatfoot by Vanguard 1998 July 17, 2022
A very dimwitted or ignorant person. Refers to flat toothed herbivores found in nature; animals that are low on the food chain. Usually used as an insult.
"He's such a flatooth, I really pity him."
flatooth by Scott McCaffree April 6, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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