Definitions by deeplyinsultedtomycore

Flatfished

When you see a flat online and it looks big, bright and modern, then when you get to the viewing only to see it’s tiny, dark and run down. You’ve been flatfished.

The London flat was a 10 online, but a 4 in real life. I’ve been flatfished.

Flatfished by deeplyinsultedtomycore November 21, 2025

Wokefish 

Someone who is posing as ‘woke’, but is really just regurgitating other people’s words, recycling old memes and pretending to live by them.

David is a wokefish.

Wokefish by deeplyinsultedtomycore December 20, 2020