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what you say to some one when you hate them and just want them to leave you alone. or a way to go away. or just leave me alone. it is not a bad thing but it is a fun word.
person 1: i hate you

person 2: flarken!!

person 1: what the hell does that mean??

person 2: it means i hate you too stupid god go to urban dictionary.com

person 1: god!! fine i will but i still hate you

person 2: good. flarken!!!!!!!!!!!!!
flarken by Jessie Maclay May 22, 2008
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A word not used by anyone, its not even just a word, its a spell said by those who worship the end of the everything you hold dear, because the moment you say this word, your entire existence is forfeit and nobody can save you, Even having this thought in your head is enough for God himself to want to snipe you out of reality, because nobody should speak of Flarken, It was based on Flareken Mcdingle, A Scottish man who once jumped to the moon by bending his erect penis after balancing on it for 6 years,4 days, 5 hours and 23 seconds, even legends state that Mcdingle was not stopped by hunger, thirst or the urge to crap, despite being ass side up, he did not shit for those 6 years, as he became more powerful with every push up he has done with his 6 year long erection! He did not stop to consider what he had done, and is now walking the earth, able to kill any mere mortal with his jacked dick!
Flarken: An act of speaking a word that has no reason to be spoken, as its too powerful, and nobody can save you after speaking of it! Nobody can help you after your end is here! Congratulations, You're dead!

"Bro, I just fucking flar-" and he died on the spot!

"I summon the almighty power of Fla-"
"What the fuck? Where is he?"
He is one with the Gods now"
Flarken by JoyGalla September 19, 2022
Adjective that describes something that is better than perfect, commonly used when the word perfect is just an understatement.
The picture is perfect. No it's better than perfect, its flarben.
Flarben by JonJon299 July 25, 2010
The cat like alien creature that Captain Marvel keeps as a pet. While it may appear as a normal cute Earth cat, inside it's mouth contains a shit ton of tentacles, smaller mouths and even pocket dimensions and bubbles of time.
Rocket Raccoon - *Trying to kill Chewie the Flerken* You have a Flerken on your ship!
Captain Marvel - That's my Cat!
Rocket Raccoon - That is not a "cat"! That is a Flerken!
Flerken by slangctionary March 31, 2019

flankenstein 

A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills
"So I was playing COD yesterday and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me"
flankenstein by snen😆 August 3, 2016

Flakenstein 

Someone who is a monster flake. A term used for people who bail constantly and cant commit. Also commonly used as McFlakenstein, but for a more serious offense.
Hes not coming now! What a Flakenstein!

Dude dont even bother inviting that dandruff McFlakenstein.

flarkenhob 

someone who has previously flarked and innocent person. could be considered a molestor. most likely used when mad at someone. is similiar to idiot.
You flarkenhob, why did you just spite in my eye?!?!
flarkenhob by Flarker November 10, 2010
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