flapy

The act of having a flap or multiple flaps at once or over short or long periods of time
Another body attachment besides a penis or vagina

Do you have a dick
No I have flapy

by Dr.flaperson May 17, 2016

flapy jacks

fat people jumping jacks.

Fat camp director:all right kids do some flapy jacks.

Fat kid:slap slap slap*(fat on kid is slapping himself)

by Mr. Maaan August 1, 2012

Flap me up, baby!

A term of endearment amongst flutes players, the superior instrument in a marching band ensemble.

Hey! Flap me up, baby!

by Flapbot May 30, 2020

Flap Noodle

A limp, flaccid penis. May also be used to slap and flap someone about their face or some other part of their body.

I gave my sister the flap noodle after she refused to wake up and get out of bed and come to breakfast.

Rachel sucked me off. She wanted more. I didn’t so I gave her the flap noodle and told her to go to sleep.

I drank so much I gave myself the flap noodle. I couldn’t even rub one out.

The nut cutters are really showing off my flap noodle.

My step mom walked into the bathroom and was eyeing my flap noodle in the mirror.

by Dick Onchin April 15, 2020

Flap Meat

Foreskin that’s flaps and overlaps the penises pisser and tip not to be confused with carne Asada which is also a form of flap meat

I was at Mile square park cooking up some
Flap meat carne asada not to be confused with Flap meat foreskin..that meat taste like gristle

by Roobeer October 10, 2020

Flaky

A person who is very unreliable. They commit to do things but rarely follow through. They will seem sincere when they make a promise. And perhaps they honestly believe they can deliver. But don't be fooled, trusting a flake will only cause you frustration and heartache when they frequently let you down.

Andy from Hereford promised to help with the kids during the holidays, but forgot to organise his diary. Andy is flaky.

Andy from Hereford promised to spend the weekend with you, but would never commit to a date. Andy is flaky.

by WearyGirlfriend December 19, 2017

flip like a flapjack

to change your ideas, views, attitude, to the limit, on a permanent basis.

Most politicians just flip like a flapjack, you never know who they'll be siding with tomorrow.

by cristina lagarde August 30, 2008