flanny j

term used to describe a sexual act, consenting or non, between 1 or more persons. also a term to describe a person performing the act.

i walked into the alley, and she was flanny j'ing all over him.

that flanny j has on a lovely pair of girbauds.

by jb is awesome November 15, 2011

fanny juice

Vaginal secretions of the sexual origin. Or it could be your ass leaking

I wish I didn't wear a silk skirt tonight, you could see my fanny juice right through!

by Mannyjuice April 1, 2017

Fanny jaffle

A threesome. Sex involving three people - two of which are female. A jaffle is an Australian term for a sealed toasted sandwich. To be sandwiched between two fannies.

You wouldn't believe this guy - he's a social retard but he's had a least three fanny jaffles.

by Brown Dog April 8, 2007

fanny jam

A period. That time of the month.

I couldn't get any last night 'cause the wench was all backed up with fanny jam.

by TedZeppelin December 9, 2008

Fanny Jacket

Excessively large labia which resembles an open jacket.

Wow look at the size of her pussy lips, looks like its wearing a fucking jacket. Its a fanny jacket!

by neo78 December 4, 2010

fanny jacket

Noun. A dense and widepread growth of pubic hair in close/medium proximity to a fanny. This apparel is often sported by Eastern European power field event athletes and gains its name from the large dense weave that is reminiscent of a winter overcoat

As Gretna grunted and hurled the hammer for the last time in her Olympic career, the men in the crowd winced as a an ample wedge of fanny jacket peered out of the bottom of her lycra bicycle shorts

by guruwong September 20, 2005

Fanny jouster

Someone who used their rear end as a pincushion for dicks...or cocks. From "Fanny"=Ass, and jousting, a medieval sport using lances, which represent the male penis

You fanny jousters are as gay as man-on-man anal fisting

by Fuck1488 April 8, 2008