Fannie Toaster

A vibrator. As in being used to warm up a girls vagina for intercourse. Like a toaster warms up bread.
Here you go love. Get yourself warmed up with the fannie toaster while I go for a shit.
by TedZeppelin March 03, 2007
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Ass flap

When a rogue bit of toilet roll gets stuck to your sphincter during wiping.
It was a textbook turd until I snagged an ass flap.
by TedZeppelin March 03, 2007
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fanny jam

I couldn't get any last night 'cause the wench was all backed up with fanny jam.
by TedZeppelin December 09, 2008
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Chinese Burn

Putting both hands on a cock and twisting in opposite directions.
She was sucking me off when I farted, so she gave me a chinese burn. I haven't been able to piss right for a week.
by TedZeppelin March 03, 2007
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Ninja Sword

Sneaking up on someone when they're sleeping and slapping or stabbing them with your erection.
I'd tried to snowball him earlier on, so when I fell asleep ,he slapped me in the mug with his fucking ninja sword.
by TedZeppelin March 03, 2007
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