Flaming Monkey

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The most painful sex position ever conceived. You begin with anal sex lubricated by gasoline, then when both you and your partner are almost at the climax you drop a match on your gas-covered genitals lighting them ablaze. this is what known as the 'Flaming Monkey'.

Jon and Amy died last night.

What? How?

Flaming Monkey. I always though Jon was to beautiful for this world anyways...

Wait... what?

Nothing...

Flaming Monkey by boomrobot9003 October 28, 2010

Words you can keep

flaming monkey on cocaine

An imagaginary monkey that encourages you to run faster in PE by running after you.

Ahhh a Flaming monkey on Cocaine is following us! RUN!!

flaming monkey on cocaine by Colin Ma December 17, 2006

Flaming Butt Monkey

noun: A cute name for an exuberant homosexual male.

Tom: Let's go hang out at Jerry's place.

Anne: Who is Jerry?

Tom: He's a Flaming Butt Monkey!

Anne: Aww, how cute, I'll be there in 10.

Flaming Butt Monkey by RedDan69 March 28, 2011

Flaming Monkeys

A rare breed of monkey that is born on fire. They live for 15 minutes; in which time they live fulfilled lives (get degrees, have children...And on occasion, rewrite the collective works of Shakespeare). Always found in large groups.
They make excellent lobby groups.
Often found when induced chemically.

oh my god, its the flaming monkeys, they burn, they burn! they burn so good!
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Flaming Monkeys for Congress. Vote Crisp'n' Today.

Flaming Monkeys by zZah May 25, 2003

What The Flaming Fudge Monkeys

Abbreviated as 'WTFFM'

A way to show enormous frustration without actually cursing. Taking from the popular acronym WTF.

Friend: "You do know that she's cheating on you right?"

You: "What The Flaming Fudge Monkeys man! You better be kidding!"

Friend: "Sorry dude, but it is true."

You: "Argh!"

What The Flaming Fudge Monkeys by Hyn May September 27, 2010

Flaming Ass Monkeys

Used in refrence to the annoying pieces of human waste that you get lodged or stuck to you after eating spicy food and then having an attack of the backdoor trots which then these pieces of waste burn and annoy you to no end.

Ex...Male 1: Oh fuck dude I have the worst flaming ass monkeys from that taco place ever.
Male 2: I know that sucks so bad.

Flaming Ass Monkeys by Kayleb August 20, 2005

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026