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"got too drunk for a wank last night. was just flaccin' away all night"

"had too much gin. going for a flacc"
"wanks out of the question. ill try flaccin'"

flaccin' by Robtheknob123 May 6, 2012

Words you can keep

Flaccid eater

Someone who can’t get it up but still wants to please his lover

Ed can’t get an erection but still gives his wife oral sex. Ed is a Flaccid eater

Flaccid eater by Kraven morehead February 10, 2023

flaccid reflux

What happens when a man lies down too quickly after sex, and more jism spurts out of his floppy dick.

Damn! I just had flaccid reflux! Now we're both gonna sleep in a wet spot!

flaccid reflux by Pod Tailin' February 8, 2010

A Flaccid

The Collective Noun for a group of old white men with reckons is a Flaccid.

A Flaccid of old white men took to the newspapers to express their dislike of a 16 year of girl.

A Flaccid by Foxy Lusty-Twoda October 6, 2019

flaccid sword fight

When two older men with E.D. have a sexual encounter.

Doug and Murph are having a flaccid sword fight. Yuck!

flaccid sword fight by Jdmac4 December 30, 2015

Flaccid Couple

The opposite of a "power couple." Flaccid Couples are weakened by their relationship status, and continuously becomes worse at activities they used to excel at. Their relationships drains them of their skills, leaving them flaccid and powerless.

Bro 1: Old Jen used to be great at fantasy football, but she's really tanking this year.

Bro 2: Well she's been dating Josh for a while now, they must be a Flaccid Couple.

Both Bros: (weep for their friends)

Flaccid Couple by DaveInchi October 23, 2014

Don't leave me flaccid

1. A request made to continue pleasuring a man's genitalia.
2. To stop in the middle of a story

1. I haven't cum yet! Come on, don't leave me flaccid!
2. And then.... what!? You can't stop like that, don't leave me flaccid!!!

Don't leave me flaccid by MasonLeButton July 22, 2017

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026