flaccin'

to wank off ones flaccid penis.

"got too drunk for a wank last night. was just flaccin' away all night"

"had too much gin. going for a flacc"
"wanks out of the question. ill try flaccin'"

by Robtheknob123 May 6, 2012

Flaccid eater

Someone who can’t get it up but still wants to please his lover

Ed can’t get an erection but still gives his wife oral sex. Ed is a Flaccid eater

by Kraven morehead February 10, 2023

flaccid reflux

What happens when a man lies down too quickly after sex, and more jism spurts out of his floppy dick.

Damn! I just had flaccid reflux! Now we're both gonna sleep in a wet spot!

by Pod Tailin' February 8, 2010

A Flaccid

The Collective Noun for a group of old white men with reckons is a Flaccid.

A Flaccid of old white men took to the newspapers to express their dislike of a 16 year of girl.

by Foxy Lusty-Twoda October 6, 2019

flaccid sword fight

When two older men with E.D. have a sexual encounter.

Doug and Murph are having a flaccid sword fight. Yuck!

by Jdmac4 December 30, 2015

Flaccid Couple

The opposite of a "power couple." Flaccid Couples are weakened by their relationship status, and continuously becomes worse at activities they used to excel at. Their relationships drains them of their skills, leaving them flaccid and powerless.

Bro 1: Old Jen used to be great at fantasy football, but she's really tanking this year.

Bro 2: Well she's been dating Josh for a while now, they must be a Flaccid Couple.

Both Bros: (weep for their friends)

by DaveInchi October 23, 2014

Don't leave me flaccid

1. A request made to continue pleasuring a man's genitalia.
2. To stop in the middle of a story

1. I haven't cum yet! Come on, don't leave me flaccid!
2. And then.... what!? You can't stop like that, don't leave me flaccid!!!

by MasonLeButton July 22, 2017