fjump 

take a shot of 6cl straight vodka

lets take a fjump

fjump by fjumpiboi February 6, 2018

flumpf 

Empty, pointless, thoughtless, or otherwise non-contributing to society.

The bane of bald Mancs everywhere

they want some sort of flumpf telly that they don't have to think about

flumpf by boxerboy01 February 8, 2019

flumpels 

An unnecessary decoration in a (powerpoint) presentation that ruins all the slides.
Often background elements, swirly lines or separators.

Only use them if you can justify why you used them, like true love.

Boris: "Any feedback Max?"
Max: "Those flumpels are DISGUSTING!"

flumpels by Cinnamon ｡^‿^｡ January 17, 2018

Frumple 

*Frumple* be *round* and yet *lumpy*. So bad!!!

It is better not to *frumple* or else there is so much problems.

Frumple by camper February 7, 2004

Flumpy 

A synonym for tired or exhausted. It might be accompanied by an overwhelming urge to do nothing more than chill out at home on the sofa / couch and do nothing,

I'm really looking forward to getting home. I feel really flumpy, I just want to chill out.

Or

I'm really flumpy today, and I don't feel like doing much at all

Or

I'm so flumpy, I don't feel ready to get out of bed!

Flumpy by Destroyer666 June 1, 2019

flumpety dumpkin 

A generally overweight and slovenly unkempt person. Often saddled with an unfortunate odor of cheese and hopelessness.

Rachael: Wow, that new girl in accounting sure looks like a sloppy pumpkin with tits. Travis:. Yep, we've got another flumpety dumpkin to work with.

flumpety dumpkin by Jason Forrester January 17, 2017

frump and dump 

The process of going out with an attractive girl, making her your girlfriend, making her fat and ugly, then breaking up with her. This probably needs to be done by a fairly attractive and rich man. To frump the girl, he would need to get them to eat more but workout less.

"Man that hottie is such a bitch. I'm going to frump and dump her to teach her a lesson"

frump and dump by MonkeyCum September 4, 2014