flumpf

Empty, pointless, thoughtless, or otherwise non-contributing to society.

The bane of bald Mancs everywhere

they want some sort of flumpf telly that they don't have to think about

by boxerboy01 February 08, 2019

flumpf

Verb: To flumpf
Noun: A flumpf

1- To pass gas through ones penis.
2- A dick fart

1- Even though it is quite natural, he was still quite embarrased after he flumpfed.

2- After a particularly aggressive round of oral sex, I heard his penis let out a mighty flumpf.

by Chicken Hands April 09, 2015