flumpf
Empty, pointless, thoughtless, or otherwise non-contributing to society.
The bane of bald Mancs everywhere
The bane of bald Mancs everywhere
flumpf by boxerboy01 February 8, 2019
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flumpf
1- Even though it is quite natural, he was still quite embarrased after he flumpfed.
2- After a particularly aggressive round of oral sex, I heard his penis let out a mighty flumpf.
2- After a particularly aggressive round of oral sex, I heard his penis let out a mighty flumpf.
flumpf by Chicken Hands April 9, 2015
flumpels
An unnecessary decoration in a (powerpoint) presentation that ruins all the slides.
Often background elements, swirly lines or separators.
Only use them if you can justify why you used them, like true love.
Often background elements, swirly lines or separators.
Only use them if you can justify why you used them, like true love.
flumpels by Cinnamon ｡^‿^｡ January 17, 2018
Flumpy
A synonym for tired or exhausted. It might be accompanied by an overwhelming urge to do nothing more than chill out at home on the sofa / couch and do nothing,
I'm really looking forward to getting home. I feel really flumpy, I just want to chill out.
Or
I'm really flumpy today, and I don't feel like doing much at all
Or
I'm so flumpy, I don't feel ready to get out of bed!
Or
I'm really flumpy today, and I don't feel like doing much at all
Or
I'm so flumpy, I don't feel ready to get out of bed!
Flumpy by Destroyer666 June 1, 2019
flumpety dumpkin
A generally overweight and slovenly unkempt person. Often saddled with an unfortunate odor of cheese and hopelessness.
Rachael: Wow, that new girl in accounting sure looks like a sloppy pumpkin with tits. Travis:. Yep, we've got another flumpety dumpkin to work with.
flumpety dumpkin by Jason Forrester January 17, 2017
Flumphy
A term used for your lover which describes them as being adorable funny with a contagious smile. A person who would withhold this title would be tall, dark and athletic with an obsession with the word ‘AGGHHHHHHHHHHH’
Flumps
Flumps by Working Class Hero November 28, 2020
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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