flumpf 

Empty, pointless, thoughtless, or otherwise non-contributing to society.

The bane of bald Mancs everywhere

they want some sort of flumpf telly that they don't have to think about

flumpf by boxerboy01 February 8, 2019

flumpf 

Verb: To flumpf
Noun: A flumpf

1- To pass gas through ones penis.
2- A dick fart

1- Even though it is quite natural, he was still quite embarrased after he flumpfed.

2- After a particularly aggressive round of oral sex, I heard his penis let out a mighty flumpf.

flumpf by Chicken Hands April 9, 2015

flumpels 

An unnecessary decoration in a (powerpoint) presentation that ruins all the slides.
Often background elements, swirly lines or separators.

Only use them if you can justify why you used them, like true love.

Boris: "Any feedback Max?"
Max: "Those flumpels are DISGUSTING!"

flumpels by Cinnamon ｡^‿^｡ January 17, 2018

Flumpy 

A synonym for tired or exhausted. It might be accompanied by an overwhelming urge to do nothing more than chill out at home on the sofa / couch and do nothing,

I'm really looking forward to getting home. I feel really flumpy, I just want to chill out.

Or

I'm really flumpy today, and I don't feel like doing much at all

Or

I'm so flumpy, I don't feel ready to get out of bed!

Flumpy by Destroyer666 June 1, 2019

flumpety dumpkin 

A generally overweight and slovenly unkempt person. Often saddled with an unfortunate odor of cheese and hopelessness.

Rachael: Wow, that new girl in accounting sure looks like a sloppy pumpkin with tits. Travis:. Yep, we've got another flumpety dumpkin to work with.

flumpety dumpkin by Jason Forrester January 17, 2017

Flumphy 

A term used for your lover which describes them as being adorable funny with a contagious smile. A person who would withhold this title would be tall, dark and athletic with an obsession with the word ‘AGGHHHHHHHHHHH’

Friend-“Hi who are you waiting for”
You-“I’m waiting for my flumphy”
Friend-“awww isn’t he cute”
Me- “no he’s a flumphy”
(It can only be used for one person and they are called seahorse)

Flumphy by Seadevil August 22, 2020

Flumps 

Soft squishy deflated tits

Soft as marshmallows

They are so soft, like flumps

Flumps by Working Class Hero November 28, 2020