fizzie

n. The act of shoving Pop-Rocks (TM) into the male penis via the urethra.

My gf gave me a fizzie, and I couldn't walk for a week!

by Tom Savini November 16, 2004

fizzie wigs

The scattered hair in the grundle region, or the hair in the biki line.

Baby I need to shave my fizzie wigs befor we go to the beach.

by Hmph April 20, 2006

Fizzle Fucked

When things or situations get messed up with no logical explanation or understanding. Different from a "Cluster Fuck", a situation that is Fizzle Fucked just makes no God damn sense.

For example, when your phone charger works only half the time and never when you really need it the most. You stand there bending the cord back and forth and shaking it like you are trying to raise the dead. Suddenly someone walks by and says, "Son, looks like your charger is Fizzle Fucked."

by Seahawks1300 January 29, 2017

Fozzie Bear

When, during the act of sexual intercourse, instead of moaning, the individual shouts or exclaims "Wocka! Wocka! Wocka!"

Last night, my girlfriend went all fozzie bear on me.

by fozziebear30 December 17, 2008

fizzer

Australian definition: Something that promised excitement but instead was a disappointment.

That fire cracker was a real fizzer.

by joe_king October 12, 2011

fizzed

1. to break or destroy something beyond belief
2. to take something un-breakable and defy physics by some how managing to break it
3. being clumsy in a amazing fashion

History: with origins in a group of friends from East Melbourne, Australia from long ago, fizzed has quickly become one of the most used words in the region to describe destruction by any single individual

I can't believe you broke that, bro you just fizzed it.

by the legend of group 1 December 17, 2012

Jizzle Fizzle

When you've reached the peak of being jizzmatic and now considered a legend amongst those who are uncool.

1. I wish I was funky like a jizzle fizzle funk.

2. This crowd sucks! Let's hit them with some jizzle fizzle funk.

by FutureFunkSquad6000 March 28, 2020