fizzician

Sarcastic term for a quack doctor who habitually prescribes carbonated beverages to treat his patients' ailments.
A fizzician who also has a pediatrician's license can be very helpful/useful for dissatisfied "picky eater" kiddos who wish their parents would let them drink more soda.
by QuacksO June 26, 2018
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