fiznag

Another way to call someone a tool.

That guy in the tight pants and cutoff shirt is such a fiznag!

by chrismakk69 January 15, 2009

Finagle's Law

prov. The generalized or `folk' version of Murphy's Law, fully named "Finagle's Law of Dynamic Negatives" and usually rendered "Anything that can go wrong, will".

The label `Finagle's Law' was popularized by science fiction author Larry Niven in several stories depicting a frontier culture of asteroid miners; this `Belter' culture professed a religion and/or running joke involving the worship of the dread god Finagle and his mad prophet Murphy. Some technical and scientific cultures know it under the name Sod's Law; this usage may be more common in Great Britain.

Anything that can go wrong, will.

by Belatu July 26, 2004

finagle a bagel

A maneuver in racket sports, most commonly tennis, where the athlete his a ball with the backside of their weak hand while spinning to return the ball.

Federer just had to finagle a bagel to win his match, that was incredible

by The Otter Dictionary March 13, 2015

finagle

To obtain something desired by bargaining, wheedling, and dealing.

Meyer finagled a band for the Bar Mitzvah. "So how did he get that trombone player?" asked Mrs. Fine sotto voce.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

fiznatch

deregatory term meaning "fucking biznatch" used in times of frustration and anger towards an individual.

Similar words are often created by matching two syllables ending in 'z' and 'tch'
e.g. Fuzwotch

That fiznatch Ravis killed my uncle!

Pick that shit up, fiznatch!

by Eminoir October 14, 2004

finnagonnajit

(n) (v) (adj) You cannot define this word it is simply finnagonnajit

Hey, you finnagonnajit?

by HellfireElmo September 14, 2017

finnago

about to go

after i do dis, I'm finnago to da sto fa some bread.

by cuntry boy June 22, 2004