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fixage

Fixage is a unit of measurement that determines the amount of work done to repair something, either a physical item or a situation. It is calculated by assessing the work done with the previous state before fixage, with 1 being full fixage and decimals being partial fixage, depending on how many things were fixed in relation to the issue.
"how much fixage did you do to your laptop?" - person 1
"i think around like 0.64 fixage, good enough for me" - person 2
by Mr Bin July 18, 2024
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fimage

(n)
fear of image
The girl refused to be herself because she was afraid of how people would judge her; she let her fimage get the best of her.
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anal-fixated

Originally a concept in Freudian psychoanalysis which has later spread into popular use, probably because of its rude connotations.

An anal-fixated person is someone who is excessively tidy and obsessed with neatness, appearance and order. Such people are bureaucratic-minded, petty-minded jobsworths who make other people's lives a misery by creating unnecessary hurdles, and/or who lead a sad life due to their incapacity to set aside their obsession with regularity. It is often used as an insult in cases where people are overly strict or rigid about something.

The origin is that Freud, in his early work, said that young children go through three stages, oral, anal and phallic, before the age of 5, and that successfully traversing each stage is crucial to later psychological wellbeing. (The phallic stage produces the Oedipus Complex or in girls, the Electra Complex and penis envy). If someone fails to traverse a stage, usually because of excessively rigid parenting (though also sometimes through the opposite), they become "fixated" and have unresolved libidinal (i.e. psycho-sexual) issues which overshadow their later lives.

The anal stage occurs around the time a young child is potty-trained, and can include experiencing pleasure from either retaining or releasing shit. The characteristics usually called 'anal-fixated' are those of the anal-retentive, who gained disproportionate enjoyment from holding shit in, possibly because of too-rigid potty training. (An anal-fixated person can also strictly speaking be anal-expulsive, which leads to characteristics such as messiness etc., but this has not passed over into popular use). It expresses itself in later life in neuroses centred on rigidity and regularity.

In popular usage, usually abbreviated to "anal".
My teacher is so damn anal-fixated! She says she'll fail me if I include so much as one word over the word-limit.

I'm only late because some anal-fixated shop assistant decided my credit card signature needed going over with a fine tooth-comb.
by Andy April 20, 2004
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Firage

when you look at something and assume it's a mirage and realize the whole thing is really a facade.
I thought these were air vents in my sneakers, but they aren't even holes. They're a firage!!!
by Tyromania August 23, 2020
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filage

Filage pornography involves filature, smoothing or any satisfaction with man/women's vulva.
He likes doing filage.
by walt k January 18, 2018
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filage

"she left so much filage on her plate"

"may i eat your filage?"
by Caron Wadick August 3, 2003
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Finagelance

Noun, a flurry of random activities that don't make sense.
Between the car going off the road, the hobo asking for a cigarette, Jim being drunk and the hookers showing their tits, there was a whole lot of finagelance going on.
by Jim Beanstein February 7, 2008
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