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Five Eighty Six

When a man takes his 5 fingers and shoves them inside a bitch and then throws her ho ass in the trash.
Ben five eighty sixed that bitch last night.
Five Eighty Six by RoJu83 January 29, 2009

eighty-thousand and eighty-five 

She has some nice eighty-thousand and eighty-fives

Eighty-Five

Eighty-Five (adjective) is a word which is commonly used in Persian (Farsi) spoken language.

- The perfection index or number which is generally used to describe or address the hugeness of one's boobs size.

- The golden number which is used to quantify or rate the hugeness of one's boobs size. Women with different boob sizes are always compared with Eighty-Five as the utmost desired size.

- The perfect size for women boobs (as desired by men). An Eighty-Five boob will typically both fill men's hand and face. It is equivalent to 38DD boob size (according to USA bra sizing).
Example 1 :
+ WoW. Look at that Eighty-Five chick walking across the street.
- Yeah. You're right. Look at those yummy boobs!

Example 2 :
There is a famous motto which says "an honest small boob girl friend worth more than a thosand of cheating Eighty-Five ones!"
Eighty-Five by WildWetWords August 17, 2018

eighty-five percenter 

An individual who always ( or almost always ) eats only eighty-five percent of what most people would eat in each meal, in order to enjoy an easier and better digestion, not feel stuffed and continue feeling somewhat light, enjoy a perfect ( thus easy ) bowel movement the next day, and stay healthy, happy, and young.
30-years ago, Bonnie told me about remembering to only eat eighty-five percent of each meal. Now I do that about ninety-seven percent of the time. That makes me an eighty-five percenter.

For those who prefer not to start a sentence with a number,

the traditional format follows

Thirty-years ago, Bonnie told me about remembering to only eat eighty-five percent of each meal. Now I do that about ninety-seven percent of the time. That makes me an eighty-five percenter.
eighty-five percenter by but for October 12, 2018

eighty-five

The exact epitome of when a retard who has a lower standard of mental capacity and it is displayed to its fullest capacity.
"Wow look at that stupid eighty-five."
"Yea I bet he got an eighty-five on a basic skills math test"
"Even though hes in high school"

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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
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