Fitching

Verb: the act of inflating anothers ego in an extraordinary way. Usually involves using false statements.

Fitch: my faultttttt 6 packkkkkk?

Henry: stop fitching.

by My Fault May 3, 2011

Fitching

In an MMA fight its when you drag another fighter to the ground and hold them there during a fight. If they manage to stand up or the round ends, you repeat as soon as possible. The less damage the better. Technique created by UFC© fighter, Jon Fitch.

He's a wrestler he's going to spend all three rounds fitching him to get the decision.

What a boring fight, he only lost because he got fitched.

by MMath January 6, 2012

fitching

Fake-bitching. When someone bitches for the sake of agreeing with someone, rather than because they actually feel the need or severely dislike the person.

sha'naynay: omg that girl is such a skank! she stole my boyfriend!

fa'naynay: yeah her hair's kinda bad.

sha'naynay: stop fitching, i'm really upset!

by celeryisbest November 26, 2009

Fitching

Verb: The act of inflating or gassing anothers ego in an extraordinary way. Usually based on false statements.

Fitch: my faulttttt 6 packkkkk?
Henry: stop fitching

by My Fault May 12, 2011

Fitching

Bitching with feeling
When you talk about someone you know but try to understand what they're going through.

"Hey, how's it going? I saw my friend Ella the other day and she was having an argument with Jamie!"
"Again?"
"Yeah, but I understand that she must have some deep issues"
"That's so true"
"Okay well, see you later good fitching sesh babe!"
"See you later!"

by phlopchlop September 23, 2012

Fitching

The act of itching your balls with your feet.

When you laying in bed and your are bored, so you go ahead and start fitching

by The Auto Cocks May 23, 2022

Fitching

To masturbate (to completion or not) during class while making eye contact with classmates and/or teachers.

“I think that kid over there is fitching; I swear I saw his arm moving.”

by EvanFitchG00N April 12, 2024