fitac

Fingers in the ass crack

When you run up to someone in the hall between classes and jam your fingers into their cheeks

Bricka just fitac'd Dave Ryan so hard his glasses flew across the gym floor

fitac by MountCyanide April 24, 2023

Get merch

Get the fitac mug.

See more merch

FitMC

A hypermasulculine bald boomer from the great state of Florida. His activities include playing Minecraft, pumping iron, and making Youtube videos. Despite numerous claims, he IS NOT your dad.

"Hey you know that guy who plays on 2b2t?"
"Yeah you're talking about FitMC"

FitMC by AnchorOfTime September 22, 2020

Get merch

Related Words

fitac • fitch • fistacuffs • fitching • fitchy • fitch bitch • fiacso • Fitchburg • FitMC • Fiachra

Fitcunt

A term coined by the chronically ill, to describe the annoying yoga loving, quinoa eating twerps who prescribe a cheery disposition and the avoidance of trans fats (or some other fad) for pretty much every illness, disability or ailment. You know the sort.

"Hey man, you still got that lazy thing?"
"Yep. It's a lifelong illness. No cure"
"You know, my aunt had that too. She just went on this amazing gluten free, protein rich diet, and she's completely cured. Just ran a marathon last week"
"Dude, stop being such a fitcunt! There's no cure!"

Fitcunt by AllTheSpoons February 20, 2018

Get merch

Fetace

Stemming from the word fetus, a fetace is a tiny angry poker player that fidgets when he gets "pocket aces"

1. "What you wanna do tonight?"
"Anything but play poker, Fetace squirms too much"

2. "Fetace is sipping his water again...I think he's gonna spit up"

Fetace by Alonzo Defonzo December 8, 2006