fitac 

Fingers in the ass crack

When you run up to someone in the hall between classes and jam your fingers into their cheeks

Bricka just fitac'd Dave Ryan so hard his glasses flew across the gym floor

fitac by MountCyanide April 24, 2023

FitMC 

A hypermasulculine bald boomer from the great state of Florida. His activities include playing Minecraft, pumping iron, and making Youtube videos. Despite numerous claims, he IS NOT your dad.

"Hey you know that guy who plays on 2b2t?"
"Yeah you're talking about FitMC"

FitMC by AnchorOfTime September 22, 2020

Fitcunt 

A term coined by the chronically ill, to describe the annoying yoga loving, quinoa eating twerps who prescribe a cheery disposition and the avoidance of trans fats (or some other fad) for pretty much every illness, disability or ailment. You know the sort.

"Hey man, you still got that lazy thing?"
"Yep. It's a lifelong illness. No cure"
"You know, my aunt had that too. She just went on this amazing gluten free, protein rich diet, and she's completely cured. Just ran a marathon last week"
"Dude, stop being such a fitcunt! There's no cure!"

Fitcunt by AllTheSpoons February 20, 2018

Fetace 

Stemming from the word fetus, a fetace is a tiny angry poker player that fidgets when he gets "pocket aces"

1. "What you wanna do tonight?"
"Anything but play poker, Fetace squirms too much"

2. "Fetace is sipping his water again...I think he's gonna spit up"

Fetace by Alonzo Defonzo December 8, 2006

skitchin my fitchin 

you down?
ya dig?
ya wit me?

John: Yo I wanna go get a burger. You skitchin my fitchin?
Tyrone: Yea dawg i’m skitchin ya fitchin. Let’s go to McDonalds.

skitchin my fitchin by MakAttack42069 December 28, 2019

FITA 

Acronym: Fucked In The Ass

After that major foul up he really got FITA by the boss.

FITA by Eddy November 23, 2006

Abercrombie & Fitch 

A usually overpriced store with a huge lack in lighting, and should be sued for air pollution.

Person: Hi, welcome to Abercrombie & Fitch, would you like a flashlight and a gas mask?

Abercrombie & Fitch by Winxx May 20, 2013