Fetachu 

(fee-ta-chew) The Pokemon character that is a fetus. He has the Umbilical Whip, the Amnion Slap, and if the going gets rough he can Abort Mission using his Rusty Coat Hanger.

There are in fact more than one Fetachu, and when in herds, they are called Feti.

(all seen here is the work of a boy named Matt, except I made up the umbilical whip)

1) FETACHU! USE YOUR UMBILICAL WHIP!
2) FETACHU! USE YOUR AMNION SLAP!
3) A wild pack of Feti demolished the town, before killing the women the Feti would jump into their uterus to gain strength.

Fetachu by klincubusrunner July 30, 2008

Fetachu 

(fee-tuh-chew) n. The Pokemon characters (there are multiple ones) that are fetus's. They have the Umbilical Whip, the Amnion Slap, and if the going gets rough they can Abort Mission using his Rusty Coat Hanger.

When the Fetachu are in herds, they are called Feti.

One Fetachu has 40 hit points, a moderate character. But when multiples of Fetachu are in play they work as one character and the hit points are calculated by adding the 40 times however many are being played and then multiplying that number by two. For example, 3 Fetachu's being played would be: 40 x 3 = 120, 120 x 2 = 240. The total hit points for three Fetachu are 240. This makes herds very valuable.

(all seen here is the work of a friend of mine, except i made up the umbilical whip and the hit points)

1) FETACHU! USE YOUR UMBILICAL WHIP!
2) FETACHU! USE YOUR AMNION SLAP!
3) A wild pack of Feti demolished the town, before killing the women the Feti would jump into their uterus to gain strength.

Fetachu by klincubusrunner April 26, 2006

Feachurning

The act of incessantly churning out software features that nobody ever asked for under the delusion that that is the solution to all problems ever. Often, such features are solutions looking for problems. It is usually seen in software companies where the person or people in charge are so far detached from reality that their lack of intuitive understanding of the problem space and ignorance manifest as a never ending stream of pointless features, generally on the UI, that slowly corrode the software.

I wish the flashlight app stopped feachurning to become a social network, payments, banking, and crypto trading app, all rolled into one.

Feachurning by NondelusionalSoftware January 17, 2022

Featchuck 

A word the begins with "F" and ends with "uck"

A Firetruck is not a Featchuck!

Featchuck by Michael Zima April 27, 2004