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Stemming from the word fetus, a fetace is a tiny angry poker player that fidgets when he gets "pocket aces"
1. "What you wanna do tonight?"
"Anything but play poker, Fetace squirms too much"

2. "Fetace is sipping his water again...I think he's gonna spit up"
Fetace by Alonzo Defonzo December 8, 2006
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Fetadeh means "madar jendeh" in persian (specifically in Khorasan Razavi) or someone who's mom turns into prostitution in english
Fetadeh's mother is a slut !
Fetadeh madaresh kharabe .

Chera madaret jendas ? Mage familit fetadeh ast?
Fetadeh by vagihunter June 23, 2022
A fleace like jumper, but made completly out of your own feaces rubbed on the skin...
I might go put on a feace, its getting cold out...
Feace by Cheeseylump November 16, 2010
(fee-ta-chew) The Pokemon character that is a fetus. He has the Umbilical Whip, the Amnion Slap, and if the going gets rough he can Abort Mission using his Rusty Coat Hanger.

There are in fact more than one Fetachu, and when in herds, they are called Feti.

(all seen here is the work of a boy named Matt, except I made up the umbilical whip)
1) FETACHU! USE YOUR UMBILICAL WHIP!
2) FETACHU! USE YOUR AMNION SLAP!
3) A wild pack of Feti demolished the town, before killing the women the Feti would jump into their uterus to gain strength.
Fetachu by klincubusrunner July 30, 2008
Abbreviation of the word Feces, or Human Excrement. the word originated in the south of England and can be used in many contexts, such as insults, comparisons and general conversation.
Person1: "Hey man nice Jacket!"
Person2: "What are you talking about?! its Feace!!"
Feace by Len Underwood July 16, 2008
(fee-tuh-chew) n. The Pokemon characters (there are multiple ones) that are fetus's. They have the Umbilical Whip, the Amnion Slap, and if the going gets rough they can Abort Mission using his Rusty Coat Hanger.

When the Fetachu are in herds, they are called Feti.

One Fetachu has 40 hit points, a moderate character. But when multiples of Fetachu are in play they work as one character and the hit points are calculated by adding the 40 times however many are being played and then multiplying that number by two. For example, 3 Fetachu's being played would be: 40 x 3 = 120, 120 x 2 = 240. The total hit points for three Fetachu are 240. This makes herds very valuable.

(all seen here is the work of a friend of mine, except i made up the umbilical whip and the hit points)
1) FETACHU! USE YOUR UMBILICAL WHIP!
2) FETACHU! USE YOUR AMNION SLAP!
3) A wild pack of Feti demolished the town, before killing the women the Feti would jump into their uterus to gain strength.
Fetachu by klincubusrunner April 26, 2006
Abbreviation of the word Feces, or Human Excrement. the word originated in the south of England and can be used in many contexts, such as insults, comparisons and general conversation.
Person1: "Hey man nice Jacket!"
Person2: "What are you talking about?! its Feace!!"
Feace by Len underwood April 14, 2006
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