fistbite

1. n. A step up from facepalm. When shit has really hit the fan, or fails or epic fails are piling up to the point beyond cussing and a facepalm. An example situation would be when your computer is lagging incredibly.

2. v. The act of biting one's fist on the grounds of the first definition of this term.

Man, that dude's about to snap. Did you see him fistbite?

fistbite by jmw87 October 21, 2010

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fistbiter

Someone with a big mouth alongside their small IQ #, (My Buddies Uncle)

Why do all those fistbiters listen to Jesse Jackson's concern for Terry Schiavo?

fistbiter by Seth H September 17, 2005

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fistbite • fistbiter • Fishbite Chuggle

Fishbite Chuggle

A phrase used by General Motors to describe a noise made by a faulty transmission or torque converter. Typically sounds like and clunk and a bang at the same time.

“This 2019 Buick Enclave has set a P0700 and is producing a fishbite chuggle”.

“What the hell is a “fishbite chuggle”? Is that even a real thing?”

Fishbite Chuggle by 5th_G March 12, 2022

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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