Fistfuck 

1) To insert fist into vagina.
2) A word used to show disbelief.
3) Being party to misfortune.

1) Damn, you fistfucked that bitch.
2) You've gotta be fistfuckin' me!
3) I got fistfucked in court today.

Fistfuck by Anthony H, April 1, 2003

Oral Fistfuck 

(awr-uhl-fist-fuhk) noun
1. The act of forcing one's enclosed fist into another person's gaping mouth for sexual arousal and pleasure.
2. A brutal death metal band from Switzerland.
3. A track by Slovakian brutal death metal band 'Sanatorium', featured in their album, "Celebration of Exhumation."

"These guys are from Switzerland and they're called 'Oral Fistfuck'... Now there's an activity I would not suggest to come up with at a first date." - Ed Veter, under the Youtube username 'InfidelAmsterdam'.

Oral Fistfuck by Anonymous666777 February 16, 2013

couldn't organize a fistfuck in a glove factory

Extremely disorganized, incompetent, or completely lacking in managerial or personnel skills. Often results in a jug fuck or clusterfuck. Is related to the peter principle.

Traditionally used in military/business culture.

"Bob's putting together the presentation for Biggie Corp? Aw shit, he couldn't organize a fistfuck in a glove factory."

couldn't organize a fistfuck in a glove factory by CodeSmith May 28, 2009

FishFucker69 

the god of death, destruction and aquatic reproduction

fishfucker69: i fuck fishes

FishFucker69 by Wakattackius the devourer November 9, 2021

are you fistfucking me? 

An exclamation of surprise and angst.

Girl 1: Hey, after you left the party last night Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox and then they gave out free packs of Trident.

Girl 2: What, are you fistfucking me??

are you fistfucking me? by newsvava February 12, 2009

fistfucked in the dickhole

The worst thing that could ever happen to you...

"I can't believe she slept with my best friend...My heart feels like it got fistfucked in the dickhole..."

fistfucked in the dickhole by Jan Warren January 23, 2008

fist fuck 

to insert a fist into someones pussy or ass

Jim fist fucked his girlfriend in her twat.

fist fuck by Bob October 5, 2003