fistfight 

to furiously masturbate.

That guy is so lonely. I heard he spend the weekend fistfighting with himself.

fistfight by darwin February 28, 2005

canadian fistfight

To fight using only your elbows.

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh canadian fistfight.

canadian fistfight by ghetto booty June 18, 2006

goes down faster than wunderbed in a fistfight 

Refers to somone being defeated quickly in any given competition,or to rapidly failing technology

Dude, my cable modem went down faster than wunderbred in a fist fight

goes down faster than wunderbed in a fistfight by madgrad January 24, 2003

louisiana fistfight 

The act of wrapping your hand with razor wire and proceeding to anally fist someone.

Steve was killed after Jack and he engaged in a Louisiana Fistfight.

louisiana fistfight by Bshshdbs March 10, 2016

Lesbian Fistfight

When two people playing rock-paper-scissors both choose scissors so they immediately start fist-fighting.

I played a round of rock paper scissors to settle a dispute, but we both threw scissors and got into a Lesbian Fistfight.

Lesbian Fistfight by Certified_Rickass March 22, 2026

Glory Firefighter

That guy who becomes a firefighter so he can put pictures of himself on Facebook and brag to his friends about all the babies he's saved even though he's the new probie who's only been on for a month and has no idea what he's getting in to.

This person doesn't pull his weight around the station, but why should he since he's a god? Chances are, this person hasn't even been in a real fire before.

Joe is such a glory firefighter, all he does is update his Facebook while he's not paying attention in training meetings about how much he loves being a firefighter.

Joe has been real quiet since we ran that bad car accident last Wednesday. I wonder how much he loves being a hero now that he's seen what we really do here.

Glory Firefighter by Ladder16 November 27, 2011

Two Story Firefighter 

A sexual act in which two people dress up like a tall firefighter. One person from the waist up, the other from the waist down.
The person dressed in the lower half must then stick his/her head into their partner anus or vagina. Creating the illusion of a very tall firefighter.

Mark: Dude that party was crazy last night.
Antony: I don't know man my head and neck hurt bad.
Mark: That's because you and Molly did a Two Story Firefighter!
Antony: Awesome!
*They high five*

Two Story Firefighter by Wantacow March 15, 2009