Definitions by Certified_Rickass

Lesbian Fistfight

When two people playing rock-paper-scissors both choose scissors so they immediately start fist-fighting.

I played a round of rock paper scissors to settle a dispute, but we both threw scissors and got into a Lesbian Fistfight.

Lesbian Fistfight by Certified_Rickass March 22, 2026

Pork Puller

A gay man who receives, but doesn’t give.

Hey babe, I’d like to be the pork pusher tonight instead of the pork puller.

Pork Puller by Certified_Rickass January 20, 2026

Sock Sister

Women who have had the same guy in their meat-sock. The opposite of eskimo brothers

Ran into my sock sister at the grocery store, had to fight that bitch on sight.

Sock Sister by Certified_Rickass January 20, 2026

Cajun Two-Step

When you douse your fingers in hot sauce and insert them into a woman's vagina.

“I hooked up with a girl last night, but she wasn’t ready for the cajun two-step.”

Cajun Two-Step by Certified_Rickass December 13, 2025