fistbook 

An online registration site that chronicles civilians beat by the police before being arrested.

I told my story at fistbook about Officer Vernon’s beat down for driving while black.DAs don’t prosecute anyone who was fistbooked, being arrested is the sentenced imposed. It’s legal fir police to arrest people if they have reasonable cause, it’s discretionary. .

fistbook by jocklondon January 22, 2021

Fastbook 

1. The action taken in which one already receives a Facebook friend request seemingly before the sentence "Pleasure to meet you" is completed.

Bryce- "Dude I just met that cute chick Kelsey at the party the other day, next thing you know I get fastbooked! Came home that same night to a friend request."

Noah- "Mad fastbooking indeed my man, wasn't that party upstairs?!"

Bryce- "Exactly bro."

Fastbook by ol221 February 12, 2012

Sexy Fishbooking 

When someone posts a facebook status update that is very vague and makes use of sexual innuendos prompting people to be inquisitive.

Renee was sexy fishbooking when she posted this status update: Miss Maggie says she had a fun time this weekend and can't wait until you come back over to give her some of that good stuff.

Sexy Fishbooking by ZeboM April 14, 2010

fishbook 

Term of endearment
Akin to homeslice

"Afternoon, my good fishbook"
"Can you please pass me the crumpets, my dear fishbook?"

fishbook by Alatariel Smith January 9, 2009

fistbooked 

An innocent person arrested after police beat them, to cover up the beating.

Police departments fall in line behind the cop that goes to far.

He was booked for being combative, which is code for fistbooked. Being combative isn’t a crime

fistbooked by jocklondon January 22, 2021

fishbook 

verb

To update one’s facebook status with the sole intent of fishing for compliments

Did you see Carmen's facebook status update? She said "Carmen is _______". She's totally fishbooking!

fishbook by sawdo February 8, 2010

fishbooking

A Facebook status update intended to acquire compliments and positive feedback from others. People who do this usually do not know very many ways to get noticed by others. Similar to Flakebooking, except bragging is very obvious.

Shane: "Hates waiting in airport lines for CUBA!!! I am so tired!"

Joanna: "I am sick AGAIN! What did I do to deserve this!"

People love fishbooking to boost their confidence when they feel down. Too bad they don't realize it's a false sense of self-assurance.

fishbooking by an-g-1985 February 8, 2010