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fish fight

When you meet a pretty girl on tinder or any other online dating site and she asks you to meet up with her and hit her with large to medium large pieces of fresh fish.
My ideal first date is a long walk on the beach, or maybe a chat over some wine, finished with an old fashioned fish fight! .... see you at 6!
fish fight by lynx sphynx October 21, 2015
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Fish fighter 

One who sticks numerous fish sticks in there anus, and then competes in athletic events.
Adriana has to be a pro fish fighter bro, she just shoved 15 fish sticks up there and beat the pope in a 5k run.
Fish fighter by packthecrack September 2, 2011

Siamese Fighting Fish

A type of fish that originates from rice paddies in south eastern Asia. They are very territorial and are often treated cruelly by being forced to live in tiny containers at pet shops all over the world. They are a very popular pet due to the low maintenance of taking care of them. They are also known as Betta fish because of there ability to breathe air through a organ called the labyrinth. Help these great fish by going onto ForceChange's website and looking up Siamese Fighting Fish. If you read that article and sign the petition you will make a difference in this small animals life.
Guy 1: Did you see the containers pet shops put Siamese Fighting Fish into
Guy 2: Yeah I know its so cruel

Siamese Fighting Fish

The previous name for Betta fish. Since activists want to make sure any sign of creativity and originality is eradicated off the planet because it's "unsafe".
In Texas a 10 year old can buy an AK-47 with no problem at Walmart but activists made sure to get rid of the Siamese fighting fish because it's a "safety hazard".

fish bowl flight 

when your on a long flight and someone clogs the toilet and it overflows sending feces down the aisle.
man i was on the flight to New York and someone made a fish bowl flight and it touched my foot.

Fighting Hell Fish 

The most elite infantry company of WWII lead by Sergeant Abe Simpson
The Fighting Hell Fish will end you.

Fishlight 

It's like a fleshlight but with a fish pussy.
Matt fully embraced pescetarianism when he started masturbating with a fishlight.