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Firemender
raid memeber: Dude, we killed that boss so fast.
Raid leader: No thanks to that fail mage Firemender.
Firemender: Hey im full heroic gear now!
Raid leader: No thanks to that fail mage Firemender.
Firemender: Hey im full heroic gear now!
Firemender by themoonman October 12, 2012
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freshmen freak-out
when a freshmen in high school has absolutely no clue whatsoever how to get to a certain class or area. during this stressful process, they go crazy sprinting through the hallways and yelling about how big their school is. this happens most of the time when the bell rings beginning a new class period. Freshmen freak-outs occur in the first few months of high school, until the freshmen adjusts to his or her surroundings. freshmen freak-outs are usualy expressed in bitter anger.
Carl was having a total freshmen freak-out when the hallways were totaly jammed and he still had no idea where his english class was.
freshmen freak-out by hugmonsta May 11, 2010
pocket freshmen
pocket freshmen by MOK69 November 27, 2011
pet freshmen
When you are a sophomore or a higher grade and you meet freshmen who are obvious that they are freshmen. The freshmen are like pets because they're not used to being in high school like the sophomores and upperclassmen have experienced.
pet freshmen by look at that chick January 11, 2013
Freshmen
first year students in college, formal way of saying 'bottom of the food chain' or 'light weight'.
Freshmen usually travel in cluster groups. Said cluster groups are spotted easily, due to the large assortment of unnecessary school supplies in which the freshmen carries with them at all times.
Freshmen can also be mistaken for mentally challenged alcoholic gremlins. This is not a representation for all freshmen; however most of them fit this description accurately.
There is a very rare endangered species of freshmen. This breed is commonly known as 'that cool freshman'. That cool freshman is an individual whom most already assume are an upperclassmen due to their seasoned alcohol tolerance, common sense and ability to function off three hours of sleep without feeling the need to tell everyone about how tired they are.
Freshmen usually travel in cluster groups. Said cluster groups are spotted easily, due to the large assortment of unnecessary school supplies in which the freshmen carries with them at all times.
Freshmen can also be mistaken for mentally challenged alcoholic gremlins. This is not a representation for all freshmen; however most of them fit this description accurately.
There is a very rare endangered species of freshmen. This breed is commonly known as 'that cool freshman'. That cool freshman is an individual whom most already assume are an upperclassmen due to their seasoned alcohol tolerance, common sense and ability to function off three hours of sleep without feeling the need to tell everyone about how tired they are.
'are those girls transfer here? i've never seen them before'
'no, they're freshmen'
'how do you know?'
'dude, they're both carrying three notebooks, sticky notes, pencil sharpeners and graphing calculators. nobody buys all that shit in college. one notebook and a pen is good enough.'
'oh, you're right! hey, did you invite that cool freshmen to the kegger tonight?'
'fuckin' right i did! the little bastard drank me under the table last night. he's crazy!'
'no, they're freshmen'
'how do you know?'
'dude, they're both carrying three notebooks, sticky notes, pencil sharpeners and graphing calculators. nobody buys all that shit in college. one notebook and a pen is good enough.'
'oh, you're right! hey, did you invite that cool freshmen to the kegger tonight?'
'fuckin' right i did! the little bastard drank me under the table last night. he's crazy!'
Freshmen by happypeanutssoar September 18, 2012
sexual freshmen
sexual freshmen by Parissa September 26, 2006
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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