Firehoser 

A member of the closed Facebook group "American Mensa Firehouse". Thanks to its policy of no moderation, the discussions tend to be lively and as mentioned in the group's description, sometimes "make you wish you could bleach your brain".

Go ahead. Post it. We're all firehosers here.

Firehoser by Mister Andre April 13, 2017

arabian firehoser

when you light a girls bush on fire and you put the fire out with your cum

my girlfriend hates doing the arabian firehoser

arabian firehoser by johnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny March 1, 2008

firehos 

slutty female firefighters

Those firehos know their way around an engine, and the men's locker room.

firehos by hubabubba September 12, 2011

firehouse groupie 

A young woman, often under age, who seeks to achieve status by having sex with firefighters or is attracted the appeal hanging out in large trucks.

She's a firehouse groupie, of course she'll suck your dick, chief.

firehouse groupie by monckee August 4, 2008

Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station! 

You are about to get destroyed physically, mentally, and spiritaully. Generally if this phrase is bellowed out it means the bellower is about to engage in a mass slaughter with absolutly no care for their own safety. Expect no quarter given. Although a relitivly rare act, certain social pressures, neurological ihibitors, or defeat in a video game can cause this.

Vavey: Owned you again!

Dave: Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station!

Vavey: ohhhh....crap

*Gore everywhere, house destroyed along with neighboring countries

Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station! by Vavey May 5, 2007

Impossible Firehose 

when one takes a crap so long it extendes the entire circumfrence of the bowl

After fajitas night, Willie went upstaris and laid an impossible firehose in his toilet. He had to break it up with his brothers toothbrush before he could successfully flush it.

Impossible Firehose by Sum_Bum July 11, 2007

Intensify Forward Firepower 

A term used to address the seriousness of a threat. It can only be used in the most drastic of situations and must be screamed at the top of a person's lungs.

Tony: I think that car is coming right at us......INTENSIFY FORWARD FIREPOWER!!!!!!!!

Intensify Forward Firepower by Matt Crampton July 30, 2010