firecum

to cum into someones eye so it burns like hell.

After my handjob, Sally went to the hospital because I firecummed.

by tofupleasure January 14, 2009

firepuma142

very cool man called yule, twitch account. normally stoned, engaged but killed by a comet in 2021

i’m firepuma142 on twitch, do you game?

by cheetorat284 December 27, 2021

Firedump

A bowel movement characterized primarily by substantial heat in and around the anal sphincter, often accompanied by severe gut rot. This condition is caused by the consumption of spicy food, like jalapeno peppers or buffalo wings. Firedump will often cause extended visits to the washroom and can drastically inhibit one's productivity for the rest of the day.

The morning after eating a dozen hot buffalo wings and nachos with jalapenos, Patrick sat on the toilet for over an hour as his firedump burned his asshole.

by danpatcon December 2, 2010

Fire Cum

when a mans sperm is blown into the eye of a male or female and a burning sensation occurs in the eye

i think i have a bad case of fire cum on my hands

by nate brookens February 17, 2008

Fire cum

When the cum so hot it burns through your dick and creates a Jewish synagogue inside of your liver

Yo we got that mad fire cum

by Clooch god March 1, 2019

Russian Firecunt

when a chick is sucking you off, another girl is to the right of you, and you pour vodka (high quality) into the woman's shaved vagina and procede to light it on fire. Once you are about to cum you use your penis as a fire extinguisher by jizzing all over her pussy.

last night i was running a train on this bitch, and her sister came in so i did a russian firecunt on that ho.

by raping rhino March 26, 2009

firecunt

--someone who doesn't get any head b/c their cunt is on fire.
--people are afraid to burn thier mouths on your genitials.
--to call someone a fire cunt they must have naturally red hair.

---hey. dont pee on the side of the road. you might start a forest fire.

---"Hey guys?is something on fire?"
"nah man, that's just that kid with red hair
sitting next to you."

---"GO HOME FIRECUNT"

---"turn down the heat"
"the heat's not on. just tell the firecunt to close
her legs"

by jittany February 11, 2006