A unique type of Homo Sapiens, further along the path of evolution with big butts, sarcastic attitudes, and looks on an epic proportion. The are usually extremely aware, and have reflexes the equivalent of a snake, and are smarter then the average bear.

WARNING: They win every argument. Don't try.
Man, nobody compares to a finzel.
by Mr. Knowledgeful September 6, 2009
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the act of photoshopping someone into adolf hitler, aka finzeling.
This guy is so annoying I'm gonna finzel him.
by myricebowl August 24, 2023
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