Finzel 

A unique type of Homo Sapiens, further along the path of evolution with big butts, sarcastic attitudes, and looks on an epic proportion. The are usually extremely aware, and have reflexes the equivalent of a snake, and are smarter then the average bear.

WARNING: They win every argument. Don't try.

Man, nobody compares to a finzel.

Finzel by Mr. Knowledgeful September 6, 2009

finzel 

the act of photoshopping someone into adolf hitler, aka finzeling.

This guy is so annoying I'm gonna finzel him.

finzel by myricebowl August 24, 2023

Fizel Strat 

The hearing of a set of complicated directions that seems to go on and on and never seems to end. Someone who you would wish would stop talking.

we don't have time for a Fizel Strat.

Fizel Strat by etep June 13, 2010

Norman Finkelstein 

One of the most intelligent political critics in the USA. Due to his outspoken style and controversial opinions he has been ostracized in political discussion as well as in his profession. Despite being a Jew, he has been labelled as an anti-semite by many for his criticism of Israel.

See also: Noam Chomsky, Howard Zinn.

Norman Finkelstein's assertion of the existence of a Holocaust Industry has caused a great amount of controversy.

Norman Finkelstein by Servant Of Progress December 11, 2004

Oliver Finel 

An Oliver Finel is an expression used all over Paris (France) to define a Hilarious guy with perfect hair and perfect style.

OMG!! That guy at your left is totally an Oliver Finel

Oliver Finel by saltassmfucker June 30, 2010

fingel 

A fingel is a picture that was taken from such an abstract angle that the person in it looks nothing like themselves.

Wait that doesn't look like me at all ! This picture is a total fingel !!!

fingel by Rinipini June 14, 2011

Finkelthink 

The modern school of political strategy which holds that, despite conventional belief to the contrary, very few elections are won by convincing supporters of other parties or candidates to support your candidate instead. Finkelthink doctrine holds that - in the modern world - voters' minds are already made up by the time an election begins. The trick instead is /to discourage supporters of your opponent from voting at all/.

To do this, a candidate must run a highly personalized negative campaign against the opponent: don’t demonize the party, demonize the candidate. People can be made to hate individuals more easily than institutions (and also with far more animus).

Facts matter little in the Finkelthink model. If some perceptual flaw on an opponent's part can be readily identified, then it can also be magnified by suggestion to catastrophic proportions. Even a 'bad' candidate may win a race handily if - once the unthinking masses have been finkeled with -- his opponent appears prohibitively worse by comparison.

Core principles of Finkelthink:

(1) 80% of the public doesn’t care about the news
(2) Perception, not content, is what matters most to mid-wit viewers
(3) The right 30-second soundbite can manipulate millions to your side (that is, away from the side of your opponent)

Carried out to a sufficient level, Finkelthink and its analogues can transform an apparent buffoon into the next Leader of the Free World.

"Once the Trump campaign was able to convincingly associate Hillary and her staff with corruption, Finkelthink took care of the rest."

Finkelthink by prevailingwest September 30, 2021