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A unique type of Homo Sapiens, further along the path of evolution with big butts, sarcastic attitudes, and looks on an epic proportion. The are usually extremely aware, and have reflexes the equivalent of a snake, and are smarter then the average bear.

WARNING: They win every argument. Don't try.
Man, nobody compares to a finzel.
by Mr. Knowledgeful September 06, 2009
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