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A socially rejected sociopath. Too good for this world…although if you ever meet her don’t lose her. She is the ultimate side character. This fiery airhead always has a reason for everything she does so if you do find her jealous of someone else it may be do to the fact that she was just hurt in the past. She hides her pain behind a mask, so be cautious not to push her or she may snap. This girl has slight detachment issues so be careful if she’s acting slightly off from her usual self. She does whatever she wants when she wants, and secretly wants to make others happy. You’d most likely find her drunk in the middle of a desert with a smile on her face!! She doesn’t have a filter. She may be short but she could probably knock you out, it depends. Smells like a French whore. Looks very sexy but she’s a midget. Most importantly she likes OLDER GUYS. Finono is an alien and has been to Area 51….be aware of her.
“Why is there a girl with a machete in her hands standing on top of McDonalds…must be Finono!!!”

“Omg who pulled the fire alarm?? It must be that girl who got in trouble a couple weeks ago, always pulling a fino-no.”
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A socially rejected sociopath. Too good for this world…although if you ever meet her don’t lose her. She is the ultimate side character. This fiery airhead always has a reason for everything she does so if you do find her jealous of someone else it may be do to the fact that she was just hurt in the past. She hides her pain behind a mask, so be cautious not to push her or she may snap. This girl has slight detachment issues so be careful if she’s acting slightly off from her usual self. She does whatever she wants when she wants, and secretly wants to make others happy. You’d most likely find her drunk in the middle of a desert with a smile on her face!! She doesn’t have a filter. She may be short but she could probably knock you out, it depends. Smells like a French whore. Looks very sexy but she’s a midget. Most importantly she likes OLDER GUYS. Finono is an alien and has been to Area 51….be aware of her.
“Why is there a girl with a machete in her hands standing on top of McDonald’s??? Wtf…must be Finono I bet.”

“Omg someone pulled the fire alarm! Was it that girl again that got in trouble last month? She’s always pulling a fino-no.”
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Finnophile 

A person who is obsessed with everything from Finland, and often the Finnish language. Usually starts with the love for Finnish rock/metal bands.
"...So know any good Finnish bands?"

Finnophile: "Oh I love HIM and Ville Valo!"
Finnophile by JNich March 27, 2013
A Italian American slang that basically means faggot.
“Ayyyyyy big mike I heard your son is a little finook, I saw him choking on Gus’ pishadeel”
Finook by Nigger bob square dick February 28, 2023

Fionnoula 

Fionnoula is a ray of sunshine when there’s a storm. She is sweet, a force to be reckoned with. She can be rude and insulting, but she always apologizes and only wants the best for everyone.
“She’s really sweet, she must be a Fionnoula!”
Fionnoula by NoodleWorthy November 27, 2019

Finno-Korean Hyperwar 

The Finno-Korean Hyperwar began in 8245 BC, and is theorized to have ended in the 6500s BC. It was the greatest conflict in human history and was fought between the two major superpowers of the time: the ancient Finnish empire or the Proto-Finnic Holy Roman Khaganate, and the Korean Hwan Empire. The widely-accepted casualty count was 20 billion, not including the primitive Neanderthal tribes. Not only was most of the Earths population wiped out, but the Koreans created the Giza Mass Autism Array which erased all of humanitys knowledge of technology and caused an abrupt end to the Hyper Era. Both empires starfleets were destroyed, and all governments ceased to function. The Finno-Korean Hyperwar is often called "fake news" by so-called "historians" who refuse to believe the truth.
The Finno-Korean Hyperwar and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

Why doesnt my history class ever mention the Finno-Korean Hyperwar? It was a true tragedy and needs to be discussed more!

RIP to my homies who died in the Finno-Korean Hyperwar, they were real ones.
Finno-Korean Hyperwar by Pissmarck October 6, 2023
Derived from "finocchio" or fennel, a derogatory term for homsexual or gay, i.e., people that wiseguys feel nervous around.

Can also be spelled Fanook.
Mario is a fudge packing finook.

Vito Spatafore, played by Joe Gannascoli, on the Sopranos is called a finook by the rest of the mob.
Finook by Darclyte May 13, 2006
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