Definitions by Darclyte

Homo Flexible

A gay man or woman who has sexual play with someone of the opposite sex under certain circumstances thereby making them a "homo" who is "flexible." Not "bi" where they actively are interested in both sexes, but a person who is normally 100% gay who engages in sex or some sort of sexual encounter with someone of the opposite sex for various reasons such as in exchange for something, circumstantial timing, for fun, or out of boredom.

A Homo Flexible could be submissive lesbian who has a male dom, or a twink with a female dom. A Homo Flexible could be a gay man or a lesbian who sleeps with or masturbates an opposite sex friend out of pity or to console them. Needing sexual release, a Homo Flexible could be a gay or lesbian who grabs the first willing person to "take care of their need" even if the person is of the opposite sex.

Homo Flexible by darclyte May 13, 2010

Thanksgiving Baby 

After stuffing yourself on Thanksgiving, you take a massive shit that's a big as a baby and feels like you're giving birth when you shit it out.

Oh man, I just had my Thanksgiving Baby and now I feel ready for some more pumpkin pie.

Thanksgiving Baby by darclyte March 21, 2010

Montagged 

When someone botches something so completely and terribly, that it can only be compared to Heidi Montag's abysmally poorly lip synced, poorly danced, total failure of a Britney rip off performance at the 2009 Miss Universe pageant.

"She totally Montagged that presentation." or "That attempt was completely Montagged."

Montagged by darclyte August 25, 2009

FUP 

Fat Ugly Pig also Fucking Ugly Pig

1) Someone who has been cursed with both a lack of good looks as well as being over weight.

2) Someone who is so hideously ugly that looking at them makes your eyes hurt.

"Beulah Balbricker" from Porkys and the "Momma" from Throw Momma From the Train are 2 famous people/movie characters who were FUPs.

I wanted to poke my eyes out with a sharp and hot object after seeing that FUP wearing a tiny bikini at the beach.

FUP by Darclyte July 21, 2006

Finook 

Derived from "finocchio" or fennel, a derogatory term for homsexual or gay, i.e., people that wiseguys feel nervous around.

Can also be spelled Fanook.

Mario is a fudge packing finook.

Vito Spatafore, played by Joe Gannascoli, on the Sopranos is called a finook by the rest of the mob.

Finook by Darclyte May 13, 2006