fillosophy 

Your feelings and values regarding how much product you add to a container.

Some packaged-goods companies who are real penny-pinchers will give you just barely da weight/volume dat they state on the carton, while other firms have a slightly more liberal fillosophy.

fillosophy by QuacksO April 14, 2022

billosophy 

the philosophy of one named bill

bills motto is "when in doubt, rub one out" just another one of his billosophys

billosophy by billyp01 September 5, 2009

Failosophy 

An idea from a person that fails.
Everyone hates the idea, and it should be rejected immediately.

Billy: Noobs are the coolest people ever.
Bob: What the hell, no. Dude, that's seriously a failosophy...

Failosophy by Simply Stefani; December 27, 2008

Failosophy 

An idea or suggestion that is obviously destined to not work or have bad outcome.
(usually not obvious to person who thinks of it)

You: "....I'm so bored... what should we do?"

Your dumbass friend: "Let's play soccer with a bowling ball!"

You:" That is probably the most idiotic failosophy I have ever been mentally injured with."

Failosophy by ArrogantAngel April 16, 2009

Pillosophy 

To contemplete the most fundamental and general concepts and principles involved in thought, action and reality while under the influence of narcotics.

Mike spent half the night stretched out on the back lawn discussing foreign film, personal problems and Pillosophy with someone he’d only just met.

Pillosophy by Paul_A January 5, 2007

Pillosophy 

1) Combination: pillows + philosophy

2) The study of general and fundamental problems concerning matters such as existence, knowledge, values, reason, mind, and language just before one falls asleep.

3) The rational investigation of the truths and principles of being, knowledge, or conduct before dreaming.

"I went to bed and found my pillosophy."

"While I was pillosophizing last night, I remembered that the next day was my spouse's birthday."

Pillosophy by JWSTigre February 23, 2010

Feelosophy 

1. It refers to people who based their philosophy and religion wholly and solely on their feelings and emotions without any regard to objective and sane perceptions of reality.

2. A philosophy of life spouted by a dogmatic born-again "New Ager"

3. i.e. a sentimentalist

"Don't worry about her guilt trips and accusations, she's just speaking her feelosophy. Just 'cause she feels that way, doesn't automatically make it true."

"Wow, did you see that crazy New-Age Hippy guy spouting his profound feelosophy all over us at the drum circle?"

"Gee, people who say "do whatever makes you feel good," are pretty dumb. If I like slamming heroin into my arm every night, should I continue to do it? These people need to get their feelosophy straightened out

Feelosophy by girirajgopal October 28, 2011