filanderer

one who walks around juggling three onions while maintaining a stark erection

Person 1: Last night I walked into my brother's room to find boxes of vidalia onions, viagra, and farm animal porn.
Person 2: Dude, your brother is a closet filanderer.

by Drewskie May 20, 2008

Falangerer

Someone who does something in which you don't know the name of.

"Stop being a falangerer"

by nitrosamine February 10, 2008

Flanderer

A person who flits from potential mate to potential mate flirting, showing off, and generally displaying swag. Not necessarily a negative term, simply a word to characterize a set of actions.

Oh gosh, what a flanderer!

by Clapforthunder June 3, 2014

Flandered

To be taken advantage of without realizing due to extreme kindness, to the point where when questioned, people are offended that one would even suggest such a thing. Word derived from "Ned Flanders" of the Simpsons who is "taken advantage of" by Homer Simpson due to his extreme kindness and love for fellow man.

To "borrow" something without the intent on giving it back any time soon. Then lying about the whereabouts of the "borrowed" item when questioned. "I lent him that video ages ago and now he's denying it. I've been flandered"

by Ten Bears September 30, 2012

Milanderer

Milanderer - someone who has wandering hands whilst in bed with another person. They like to feel or grope someone sexually.

'I was trying to get to sleep but that guy kept running his hands up my thighs, he's such a milanderer.'

A mix between the sounds and meanings of 'philanderer' (a flirt or fickle lover) and 'to meander' (to wander).

by Julia Sidwell May 9, 2007

getting flandered

When you receive a non-reciprocating hand job from a Sikorsky UH-60 Black Hawk helicopter. Typically done by the rotary wings.

Robbie: I'm so getting flandered later.
Nick: Damn.

by Flobbie Randers May 5, 2017