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Falangee 

a word most commonly used to get out of sticky situations, most memorably used in the american sitcom friends.
1)There's something wrong with the left falangee!!!!!!!
2)(on a really bad date) 'um...i gotta go check on my falangee, bye!-you big wierdo.'
3)oh my god is that a giant floating falangee! (said usually whilst running away as fast as humanly possible)

filanderer 

one who walks around juggling three onions while maintaining a stark erection
Person 1: Last night I walked into my brother's room to find boxes of vidalia onions, viagra, and farm animal porn.
Person 2: Dude, your brother is a closet filanderer.
filanderer by Drewskie May 20, 2008

Flanderer 

A person who flits from potential mate to potential mate flirting, showing off, and generally displaying swag. Not necessarily a negative term, simply a word to characterize a set of actions.
Oh gosh, what a flanderer!
Flanderer by Clapforthunder June 3, 2014

Flangeler Fever 

An illness brought upon a human when faced with a lack of flange
Yo jerkoff are you okay, you look like toasted shit, maybe it's due to your lack of fanny....I BET YOU HAVE FRICKIN FLANGELER FEVER!
Flangeler Fever by turkiejerkie April 16, 2009

flangerectum

A small cult of a few individuals use this word as a sign of respect towards each other
Flange me when im squaffing poo, Sauasage in between the schnoo, hoff of sloff and roff of gloff, smelly welly, In Your Rectum

Falangee 

I like your falangees
Falangee by Fallangee queen July 24, 2018