figman
A figman loves to haunt young african women in their dreams by knocking them up and maggin them preggers.
figman by BrazzersBio July 31, 2017
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Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser by A witty twit August 10, 2019
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FAGMAN
An Investing Acronym simliar to FANG. Often seen used in the various investing and trading reddit communities. FAGMAN stands for Facebook Apple Google Microsoft Amazon Netflix. It implies buying (or selling) the biggest tech stocks which have been the biggest growth stocks the past few years, and offered by far the best results.
I need to buy more calls in FAGMAN.
I know, right? If only I had my money in FAGMAN I'd own a yacht by now.
I know, right? If only I had my money in FAGMAN I'd own a yacht by now.
FAGMAN by autistictrader October 25, 2018
fogman
fogman by Foggynelsone June 9, 2016
finman
The opposite of a wingman. A finman is someone who gets rid of unwanted suitors for a friend, helps their friend focus on getting one person and weeding out the creeps.
(Name finman because that's the name of the first guy my friend and I chose to apply this to.)
(Name finman because that's the name of the first guy my friend and I chose to apply this to.)
"I want to get back with him but all these guys keep talking to me and getting in my way."
"Don't worry dude, I got your back, I'll finman you."
"Don't worry dude, I got your back, I'll finman you."
finman by indecision April 6, 2015
Fagmanship
An insult which means that a man has graduated from being just a normal pain in the ass by recieving his degree in 'fagmanship' meaning that he is now a glorified faggot.
Fagmanship by upsideinside November 3, 2009
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