fiagbe 

Someone that says lol too much, fuck off

"Hi fiagbe" "lol" "nice weather" "lol" "I have cancer" "lol"

fiagbe by Notyamate November 24, 2016

fagbean 

An annoying person or object; can also substitute the word faggot or gay.

"What the buck? Get lost, fagbean!"

fagbean by Xtrigit August 3, 2009

fagbexer 

A cuck who goes out of their way to purposely destroy abandoned/derelict infastructure. Most fagbexers comprise of edgy 13 year olds who think it's 'cool' to burn/vandalise such beautiful buildings and 17 year old drop outs who have nothing else to do with their life besides ruin a urban explorer/photographers day.

Urban explorer #1: Hey man do you want to go to that abandoned hospital to get some photos?
Urban explorer. #2: Nah bro apparently it got burned down by some fagbexers
Urban explorer #1: That's such a dick move who does that?!

fagbexer by SovietWaffles November 25, 2017

Fagbeard 

A person who has a faggot-fence (a gay style of beard) and faux-hawk. Normally these people are found in Jersey and believe themselves to be better than anyone else.

Hey there, fagbeard.

Fagbeard by Kelsus September 22, 2010

fagbert 

Noun: a homosexual male who thinks he's the shit and likes to put his head on other's shoulder by sneaking to his victims.

"oh my god fobert (fagbert) where did you come from??"
"mumble im gay mumble"

fagbert by gonzorr February 2, 2006

Fagberry 

Fagberry (pronounced / faaagberrie/ ) is a ritualistic device commonly used in mating rituals among the primate species of homo hoity-toity. The male (fag) usually shows it to the feemale (bitch) to distract from its puny penis. Reports have been made that the fagberry may also be used for flawless internet connection. This however was never conclusively proven.

Fag: "Hey! Check out my new fagberry. It´s got a trackball which is totally convenient and durable. Can´t wait to download some gay pornography with this..."

Normal person: "Fuck you, you imbecil! Never heard of an iPhone before, prick?!"

Fagberry by Professor_D.Sanchez March 31, 2011

fagbert 

A close follower of Aunt Jemima, wears head wraps and denies their ability to cook fantastic pancakes.

Fagbert, I would like 3 silver dollar pancakes.

Fagbert: What are you talking about?

*runs away rapidly*

fagbert by Sarah Hij April 24, 2008