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Fagberry 

Fagberry (pronounced / faaagberrie/ ) is a ritualistic device commonly used in mating rituals among the primate species of homo hoity-toity. The male (fag) usually shows it to the feemale (bitch) to distract from its puny penis. Reports have been made that the fagberry may also be used for flawless internet connection. This however was never conclusively proven.
Fag: "Hey! Check out my new fagberry. It´s got a trackball which is totally convenient and durable. Can´t wait to download some gay pornography with this..."

Normal person: "Fuck you, you imbecil! Never heard of an iPhone before, prick?!"
Fagberry by Professor_D.Sanchez March 31, 2011

Fagberry 

another way of saying faggot.
Shut up you fuckin' fagberry!
Fagberry by katt kills. February 19, 2009
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A portmanteau of the names 'Fabray' and 'Berry', characters from the popular television series 'Glee'. Quinn Fabray, a knocked-up cheerleader, blonde and beautiful; Rachel Berry, a talented singer on the bottom of the social ladder, brunette, petite, hot and socially awkward.

It may seem impossible and also implausible, but the shippers claim to have found proof of this ship happening. It is also insanely, unbelievably hot. The UST between them is, apparently, undeniable.
Example 1
Non-Faberry Shipper: This ship cannot possibly exist.

Faberry shipper: Oh but it does! Do recall the pornographic bathroom wall pictures, the longing stares in 'Keep Holding On', the hearts around Quinn's doodles of Rachel in the Madonna episode and- do you really want me to keep going?

Converted-now-Faberry-shipper: No, it's fine.

Example 2
Person: Oh god, why won't Ryan Murphy let Faberry make out already? Why?
Faberry by JayTee815 August 9, 2010
The best ship on Glee. Quinn Fabray and Rachel Berry . Even though it wasn’t canon, literally anybody can see the amazing chemistry between the two. Honestly lesbian power couple.
Person 1: Hey, do you watch Glee?
Person 2: Yeah, but only because of Faberry!
Faberry by faberry is real November 27, 2019

Fatberry 

When someone's fingers are too fat to press the small buttons on their blackberry.
Aye man but hes too much of a Fatberry.
Fatberry by Jonntheguywith2NN's August 21, 2010
A ship that will make sense if you take many hallucinogenic drugs.
Also known for having the most annoying fandom ever.
Person 1: Wow Faberry is 5eva!!!!
Person 2: No.
Person 1: But what about when Quinn drew Rachel to look like a troll and when she called her man-hands and RuPaul!! True love!!!
Person 2: You need to go to sleep.
faberry by mymoose November 27, 2012

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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