Fagberry (pronounced / faaagberrie/ ) is a ritualistic device commonly used in mating rituals among the primate species of homo hoity-toity. The male (fag) usually shows it to the feemale (bitch) to distract from its puny penis. Reports have been made that the fagberry may also be used for flawless internet connection. This however was never conclusively proven.
Fag: "Hey! Check out my new fagberry. It´s got a trackball which is totally convenient and durable. Can´t wait to download some gay pornography with this..."
Normal person: "Fuck you, you imbecil! Never heard of an iPhone before, prick?!"
Normal person: "Fuck you, you imbecil! Never heard of an iPhone before, prick?!"
by Professor_D.Sanchez March 31, 2011
Get the Fagberry mug.by katt kills. February 19, 2009
Get the Fagberry mug.A portmanteau of the names 'Fabray' and 'Berry', characters from the popular television series 'Glee'. Quinn Fabray, a knocked-up cheerleader, blonde and beautiful; Rachel Berry, a talented singer on the bottom of the social ladder, brunette, petite, hot and socially awkward.
It may seem impossible and also implausible, but the shippers claim to have found proof of this ship happening. It is also insanely, unbelievably hot. The UST between them is, apparently, undeniable.
It may seem impossible and also implausible, but the shippers claim to have found proof of this ship happening. It is also insanely, unbelievably hot. The UST between them is, apparently, undeniable.
Example 1
Non-Faberry Shipper: This ship cannot possibly exist.
Faberry shipper: Oh but it does! Do recall the pornographic bathroom wall pictures, the longing stares in 'Keep Holding On', the hearts around Quinn's doodles of Rachel in the Madonna episode and- do you really want me to keep going?
Converted-now-Faberry-shipper: No, it's fine.
Example 2
Person: Oh god, why won't Ryan Murphy let Faberry make out already? Why?
Non-Faberry Shipper: This ship cannot possibly exist.
Faberry shipper: Oh but it does! Do recall the pornographic bathroom wall pictures, the longing stares in 'Keep Holding On', the hearts around Quinn's doodles of Rachel in the Madonna episode and- do you really want me to keep going?
Converted-now-Faberry-shipper: No, it's fine.
Example 2
Person: Oh god, why won't Ryan Murphy let Faberry make out already? Why?
by JayTee815 August 9, 2010
Get the Faberry mug.The best ship on Glee. Quinn Fabray and Rachel Berry . Even though it wasn’t canon, literally anybody can see the amazing chemistry between the two. Honestly lesbian power couple.
by faberry is real November 27, 2019
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Get the Fatberry mug.A ship that will make sense if you take many hallucinogenic drugs.
Also known for having the most annoying fandom ever.
Also known for having the most annoying fandom ever.
Person 1: Wow Faberry is 5eva!!!!
Person 2: No.
Person 1: But what about when Quinn drew Rachel to look like a troll and when she called her man-hands and RuPaul!! True love!!!
Person 2: You need to go to sleep.
Person 2: No.
Person 1: But what about when Quinn drew Rachel to look like a troll and when she called her man-hands and RuPaul!! True love!!!
Person 2: You need to go to sleep.
by mymoose November 27, 2012
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