a) You do not know what the fuck you're meant to do with your life.
b) It sounds like you're about to say the word fuck.
c) It's very likely you're an alien that has escaped from Area 51, and has stole a phone from a humanoid and you're trying to figure out how to use its keyboard
Me: *Dies in a mission in GTA Online*
Also me: ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Me in game:*dies*
Me irl:fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
When your so god damn bored you just want to see how many dumbass things are on urban dictionary
Me: I wonder how many dumb this are on urban dictionary Me: searches ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Me: *sees nothing* welp i guess I'm writing my own
Me: *writes this*
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.