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tax fugitive
Someone who is VERY short (at most 5 feet and 2 inches), someone who suffers from horrible acne also one of their eyes droops further down then the other one, and is very bad at the game Pokémon
Person 1: I am going to go watch some Ludwig on Twitch!
Person 2: Isn't he a tax fugitive?
Person 1: Yeah, but I only watch him when Clint Stevens isn't online
Person 2: Isn't he a tax fugitive?
Person 1: Yeah, but I only watch him when Clint Stevens isn't online
tax fugitive by Le Funny Man March 13, 2020
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Fugitive
A game created in Saratoga, CA that traditionally takes place in the Golden Triangle but can be applied to any suburban area. Fugitive involves anywhere from 10-25 high school kids, usually upperclassmen. The point of the game is to run from one central place (such as a school) to another central place (such as a local store) while other players chase the runners in cars. The rules are simple, no taking major roads, no cheating, runners get a several minute head start, and you must make it to your final destination in under 45 minutes. Fugitive games always take place at nighttime or anytime when it’s dark. Jumping into random yards, hiding in bushes, and trying to camouflage in shadows are the norm. The runners usually win as it only takes one runner to constitute a victory for the runners. The drivers typically have another person riding with them in the car. Their job is to jump out and tag the runner or call out his/her name if they are clearly identifiable. Once a runner is tagged or called out, they join the driver and ride in the car until the end of the game. Unfortunately, many Fugitive games end up being cut short by the arrival of the cops as some residents see the kids and mistake them for burglars or shady people trying to rob them. If the cops come, they usually come in force, three to four squad cars is not uncommon. Sometimes they'll let you go, other times they'll take names down.
Guy: Hey, do you want to play Fugitive? I've got about 15 people going already.
Girl: Yeah sure, that sounds like fun.
Cop: What the hell are you kids doing? Curfew is 11:00.
Guy 1: Sorry officer, we were playing a game.
Cop: Well that's not what it looked like, we already sent a chopper up to scan the area from Moffet Field.
Guy 2: Bullshit.
Girl: Yeah sure, that sounds like fun.
Cop: What the hell are you kids doing? Curfew is 11:00.
Guy 1: Sorry officer, we were playing a game.
Cop: Well that's not what it looked like, we already sent a chopper up to scan the area from Moffet Field.
Guy 2: Bullshit.
Fugitive by VonClippings (L.A.B.) January 27, 2006
figitive
fugitive sex
fugitive sex by sugarlips6988 May 15, 2019
country fugitive
A person who has relocated to a large metropolitan area, escaping the small rural community of their birth and its generations-old cycle of childhood, friendship, courtship, marriage, reproduction, and death, all within and among the same several hundred people.
Adam: Where are you from?
Bob: Originally Wisconsin, but I've been a country fugitive here in New York since 2001.
Bob: Originally Wisconsin, but I've been a country fugitive here in New York since 2001.
country fugitive by CleffedUp March 14, 2010
Omaha Fugitive
A Group of People that Often play The Fugitive game in Omaha, NE. The game is rapidly expanding throughout the city. www.facebook.com/omahafugitive
The Game is normally played by Upperclassmen, but is open to people of all ages.
The Game is normally played by Upperclassmen, but is open to people of all ages.
Guy 1: "Hey man, theres nothing to do tonight"
Guy 2: " What are you talking about man, Omaha has one of the best fugitive scenes in the Midwest"
Guy 1: " Well, Lets get on the Omaha Fugitive Page and see when the next game is then"
Guy 2: " What are you talking about man, Omaha has one of the best fugitive scenes in the Midwest"
Guy 1: " Well, Lets get on the Omaha Fugitive Page and see when the next game is then"
Omaha Fugitive by Omafugitive August 16, 2010
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