festino 

to kill a helpless person such as a baby, handicapped person, or an elderly person

We need to festino that cripple so we can take his wheelchair.

festino by david neuman May 5, 2006

festihoes 

women who go to festivals. They’re either on some losers table whos feeding them cocaine or in a crowd of sweaty peasants because theyre a sweaty peasant. Endless instagram stories screaming and having "fun" to prove to the world theyre worthless.

- Andrew Tate

- good god! her instagram is full of screaming and yelling from the festival she went to

- oh yeah she one of them ‘festihoes’

festihoes by trilliondollaralligator April 29, 2023

festivous 

A misspelling of Festivus

festivous is not Festivus

festivous by holloway December 21, 2006

FESTINE

to bring together a party of people, unity, family, equality

I'm about to take my friends to the Festine.

FESTINE by festthebest February 9, 2023

Festina lente 

Make haste slowly.

To do things the proper way instead of hurriedly and heedlessly; to see urgent things through in a thorough manner.

Translated from Latin to English, 'festina lente' means literally 'make haste slowly'; this translation also sounds a lot better than 'hurry slowly'.

Festina lente by Gus J November 29, 2006

festingos 

n. Stop n Shop brand tortilla chips.

looking for the authentic tase of real mexican resaurant quality tortilla chips? festingos tortilla chips combine classic south of the border corn crunch with delicious salsa dippability for a genuinely tasty snacking experience.

festingos by betty ford May 20, 2005

manidest festiny 

social theory of dyslexic spoonerism which holds that anything in my line of sight to the point that it falls off the flat earth is tine for the making; that any indigenous peoples, tall grass prairies, pristine aquifers or ancient wind and water wrought rock formations can be converted to big box retail or hydro-electric power plants.

a core principle of manidest festiny is the company store.

oh, the noise and multitudes of men. would that i had gone to the great spirit before manidest festiny made wamlart and doulder bam of my sacred ground.

manidest festiny by lexicali slim September 20, 2009