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Man-festing

When a straight male jokes around with another male coworker/friend in a gay manner (i.e calling coworkers/friends cute, spanking other male coworkers/friends, blowing other male coworkers/friends kisses), so often that they manifest themselves gay. Typically in a construction/blue collar environment.
Yo Brian, I gotta stop with all this flirting, I'm man-festing myself some feelings for you.
Man-festing by Fetus805 June 8, 2023
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Man Fasting 

The act of purging the male species from your life in every way for a defined amount of time due to an overload of douchebags and the need for a cleansing.

A way to reboot your current frame of mental reference of the male species.
Well I've meet 5 guys in the last two months and all of them lied about being married, having girlfriends, or their penis size. After this last one I'm man fasting for at least 30 days, I am way over due for a cleansing.
Man Fasting by bakchoy March 29, 2010

manifesting 

a term used by subliminal users meaning to hope for a desire until it comes true using the law of attraction.
friend: hey, why are you listening to the same video 5 times?

other friend: oh, it's a subliminal im manifesting good grades!
friend: oh that's cool maybe I should do that too.
manifesting by Kanguwu December 6, 2020

Manifesting 

The act of creating your own reality, life is a dream, you manifest reality with the law of attraction. We are one giant energy, energy is everything. We manifest using this energy. It's no woo woo someday it'll be basic knowledge again, with the age of Aquarius this knowledge is surfacing.
Hey bro I've been manifesting a lot lately by controlling my thoughts and emotions, but when I get stoned my control is shot and random shit just begins manifesting bro
Manifesting by Shitty alchemy July 18, 2021

Cock Manifesting 

To stop someone from cockblocking a friend or fellow man.
Katie was definitely trying to cockblock you dude, but no worries because I was Cock Manifesting and she's no longer a problem.
Cock Manifesting by Pistol Petex September 16, 2009

Manifesting 

Realizing, demonstrating, actualizing, doing!
Aly, excited about being on camera every Wednesday evening, is manifesting the concept.
Manifesting by Badgerfan February 12, 2021

manifesting 

The act of getting a new man at a festival.
"Hey, I'm going manifesting today."
manifesting by aviont0 August 30, 2022