festball

A person that loves festing i.e. someone that loves partying.

I know that lad from school, he's a really festball.

by phantom_lord May 26, 2018

The Four Seam Fastball

The act of using four of one's fingers to administer a handjob. The hand is not in the normal jacking off position, but rather the giver of the handjob comes from above and wraps all four fingers around the penis of the recipient. The position and movement of the fingers looks somewhat simliar to the movement of a jellyfish's tentacles, a lobster's claws, or how you would hold a baseball when pitching a four seam fastball. Invented by Elise, made popular by Muffin and Wills.

Elise gave Jack the four seam fastball, and Jack had to correct and show her the real way to do it.

by Jeff aka Muffin October 8, 2006

Jellyfish Fastball

This move is done after engaging in doggystyle secks. The man ejaculates into the woman's vagina. He then holds his hand like a cup underneath the semen (Jellyfish) filled vagina. With his other hand he grabs the woman's side and begins to tickle her. If done correctly it will cause a muscle contraction that forces the semen from the vagina into the cupped hand. When the woman turns to look back to see what is going on, that is when the male siezes the opportunity and hits her right in between the eyes with a Jellyfish Fastball.

That bitch was so pissed when I hit her with a sidearm Jellyfish Fastball!

by Hoostin10 September 20, 2011

Reagan Era Fastball

A fastball in the mid-80s.

In reference to Ronald Reagan's presidential term from 1981 - 1989.

A Reagan era fastball for strike two. That's mid-eighties.

by MrCalifornia April 9, 2008

Feetballs

When ones balls are placed upon someone elses feet.

That broad was tickled pink when I gave her feetballs

by Feetballer January 12, 2009

Suicidal Semen Fastball

Post intercourse, the man ejaculates into his hand, then winds up the Suicidal Semen Fastball firing it at his partner as fast and hard as he can, flinging the semen all across his partner's body.

" My boyfriend launched his Suicidal Semen Fastball at me, plastering semen all across my face. There were no survivors."

by Krumm and Oblina October 19, 2010

fart fastball

Cupping a fart in your hand and delivering like you were pitching a fastball.

You can let all your friends enjoy a friendly game of fart fastball

by Mikenoki April 29, 2006