Feetballs

When ones balls are placed upon someone elses feet.

That broad was tickled pink when I gave her feetballs

by Feetballer January 12, 2009

fartballs

A vicious, highly infectious disease in men that is spread when the groin region gets intentionally farted on by another person (not necessarily one with fartballs). Common symptoms are denial and irrational aggressiveness towards people named Michael.

Bob: Hey Michael, I heard Joey has fartballs
Michael:
Joey: I do not have fartballs! Fuck you, Michael!

by Jack Fitzy February 15, 2022

freeballs

going without underwear

"all my camp counselors went freeballs."

by lauren September 1, 2003

fartballs

1. the cupping and lifting of one's own flatulence directly into another's face.

2. when a male human being neglects to cleanse his scrotum; leaving a lingering parmesan cheese type odor that is unmistakeably his own.

1. dude, stop throwing your fartballs in my face

2. oh my god becky, it was the worst case of fartballs I have ever smelt in my life.

by oogaboogachoo September 1, 2010

footballs

The round form of the drug Zanax that also comes in another form called sticks this form is in the shape of a football.

She just bought three footballs, you want one?

by Alz February 26, 2005

femballs

Femballs, the testicles of a femboy, or feminine looking balls(shaved)🤤

"He shaved his balls"
"Omg i wanna fondle with his femballs😍😍"

by Fat ret🗣️rd April 2, 2023

little green footballs

name of a weblog; also an intense concentration of harsh truths known to aggravate existing cases of BDS (Bush Derangement Syndrome) and deepen delusional state amng people known by the term moonbat.

The moonbat's case of BDS was made worse by exposure to little green footballs

by exredtory January 10, 2005