Feetballs
Feetballs by Feetballer January 12, 2009
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fartballs
A vicious, highly infectious disease in men that is spread when the groin region gets intentionally farted on by another person (not necessarily one with fartballs). Common symptoms are denial and irrational aggressiveness towards people named Michael.
Bob: Hey Michael, I heard Joey has fartballs
Michael:
Joey: I do not have fartballs! Fuck you, Michael!
Michael:
Joey: I do not have fartballs! Fuck you, Michael!
fartballs by Jack Fitzy February 15, 2022
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Feetballs • Fertballs • flatballs • fortballs • Feetaliser • feezball • femballs • festball • FootballSam • footballs coming home
freeballs
fartballs
1. the cupping and lifting of one's own flatulence directly into another's face.
2. when a male human being neglects to cleanse his scrotum; leaving a lingering parmesan cheese type odor that is unmistakeably his own.
2. when a male human being neglects to cleanse his scrotum; leaving a lingering parmesan cheese type odor that is unmistakeably his own.
1. dude, stop throwing your fartballs in my face
2. oh my god becky, it was the worst case of fartballs I have ever smelt in my life.
2. oh my god becky, it was the worst case of fartballs I have ever smelt in my life.
fartballs by oogaboogachoo September 1, 2010
femballs
femballs by Fat ret🗣️rd April 2, 2023
little green footballs
name of a weblog; also an intense concentration of harsh truths known to aggravate existing cases of BDS (Bush Derangement Syndrome) and deepen delusional state amng people known by the term moonbat.
little green footballs by exredtory January 10, 2005
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