Fastball

A very nice band that formed in Austin, Texas in the 1990s.

"Dude, did you hear that song by Fastball, "The Way?" it's amazing!"

by Pat the Rat October 21, 2008

Fastball

When you shoot fecal matter out of your rectum with velocity causing a stain on the back of the toilet; usually when you have to go real bad

Damn bro. I hit that with a fastball so bad it looks late someone got their brains blown out!

by PerkWitaK October 6, 2017

Fastball

A so-so Houston based band. Had 1 hit, The Way, in the mid-ish 90's.

"But where were they going without ever knowing the way?"

by El Toro Grande September 16, 2004

Fastball

infamous hashtag that is trending nationwide thanks to Charlie Sheen.

Ready for my next #fastball, world? PLAN BETTER Applies to everything where an excuse now sits. Try it. U won't be wrong. Ever. #PlanBetter

by sheener55 March 30, 2011

Fastball

Fastest pitch in baseball. There are several varieties, such as the 4-seam, 2-seam, cutter, and split.

Got him swinging at the 2-2 fastball.

by Rodney Basil October 4, 2003

Fastball

1. A High Speed Pitch From A Pitcher On The Opposing Baseball Team
2. The State Police Term For A Afro- American Male. Used By Sliding 2 Fingers Up and Down Your Fore-Arm. Also See Deuce

1. That Pitcher Threw A 101 MPH. Fastball And Struck Me Out.
2. I Pulled A Car Over Last Night For D.U.I. And The Driver Was A Drunk Fastball...

by Rodney Farva September 7, 2005

Fastball

When you place your hand in a cup-shaped form behind your ass. Then you fart into your hand and move your hand (still in cup shape) towards your friend / person's nose, carrying the fart in it. Hence a fastball.

My fastball just knocked out Kim Dollof.

by Ryan Leighton February 9, 2005