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When you shoot fecal matter out of your rectum with velocity causing a stain on the back of the toilet; usually when you have to go real bad
Damn bro. I hit that with a fastball so bad it looks late someone got their brains blown out!
by PerkWitaK October 06, 2017
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a spanish word meaning the flipflop
used by latin moms to beat their child's ass
Latin mom: DO U NOT FUCKING LISTEN CHILD
Latin child: OH SHIT NOT LA CHANCLA
by allygator February 07, 2015
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A very nice band that formed in Austin, Texas in the 1990s.
"Dude, did you hear that song by Fastball, "The Way?" it's amazing!"
by Pat the Rat October 20, 2008
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A so-so Houston based band. Had 1 hit, The Way, in the mid-ish 90's.
"But where were they going without ever knowing the way?"
by El Toro Grande September 15, 2004
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infamous hashtag that is trending nationwide thanks to Charlie Sheen.
Ready for my next #fastball, world? PLAN BETTER Applies to everything where an excuse now sits. Try it. U won't be wrong. Ever. #PlanBetter
by sheener55 March 30, 2011
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The act of slapping ones friend across the face with a hand that recently resided upon your sack and taint. Best performed after a night of dancing and drinking. Caution, execution of a successful fast ball will require a retreat with due haste as the recipient of the fast ball WILL retaliate with extreme violence. Best executed whilst already running from your victim.
Person 1: I can't believe you fast balled Eddie! Didn't you remember he's our ride home?

Person 2: iJust keep running/i
by Jamazz January 30, 2004
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Fastest pitch in baseball. There are several varieties, such as the 4-seam, 2-seam, cutter, and split.
Got him swinging at the 2-2 fastball.
by Rodney Basil October 03, 2003
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